Monday, June 29, 2026

Don't Look, Ethel!


Podify Wrapped

Week of June 22–28, 2026

478 Plays. One Shuffle Goblin. One Squirrel Revival. One Recommendation Algorithm Quietly Updating Its Rรฉsumรฉ.

๐Ÿ“– Podify Timeline

June 22–28, 2026: The week Ray Stevens wandered into the playlist, found the Shuffle Goblin, and immediately agreed to be an accomplice.


Welcome Back to Podify Wrapped

Every week I sit down to write one of these hoping the statistics will reveal some kind of coherent listening pattern.

Every week the statistics instead produce evidence that my shuffle button has developed free will.

This week featured 478 plays from an astonishing variety of artists, but unlike recent weeks, there was a surprisingly clear hierarchy at the top. Pink Floyd reclaimed the throne with authority, Led Zeppelin reminded everyone why they're permanently exempt from criticism, The Warning continued proving they're no longer "the new band," and somewhere in the middle of all that, Ray Stevens suddenly decided that squirrels and streaking deserved equal representation alongside progressive rock masterpieces.

Because apparently they do.

The bigger surprise wasn't just the artists—it was how often they returned. This wasn't a week of endless one-off curiosities. Several albums stayed in rotation long enough to suggest I had actual intentions before the Shuffle Goblin inevitably intervened.

As always, live recordings continued to dominate. At this point I'm less of a music listener and more of a frequent concert attendee who somehow never has to leave the couch.

Meanwhile, recommendation algorithms across the internet have reportedly begun exchanging concerned emails.


By the Numbers

๐ŸŽต Total Plays: 478

๐ŸŽค Unique Artists: 100+ (estimated)

๐Ÿ“€ Unique Songs: 330+ (estimated)

๐ŸŽ™️ Live Recordings: ~225 plays (47%)

๐ŸŽธ Classic Rock & Hard Rock: 55%

๐Ÿค  Country & Americana: 12%

๐ŸŽฎ Gaming Soundtracks: 5%

๐Ÿค˜ Alternative & Modern Rock: 12%

๐Ÿคฃ Comedy / Novelty: 7%

๐ŸŽญ Everything Else: 9%

๐Ÿ“ˆ Playlist Consistency: Improving briefly before immediately wandering off again.

๐Ÿค– Recommendation Algorithm Confidence: 3%.


Top Artists of the Week

๐Ÿฅ‡ Pink Floyd

51 plays (10.7%)

The Floyd Extended Universe took last week's absence personally.

Apparently nearly eleven percent of my listening was dedicated to proving that existential dread sounds best accompanied by David Gilmour's guitar.

Mission accomplished.


๐Ÿฅˆ Led Zeppelin

35 plays (7.3%)

Some people have comfort food.

I have comfort Zeppelin.

Whether it was Whole Lotta Love or Dancing Days, the answer to "Should I play another Led Zeppelin song?" remained a consistent and enthusiastic "Yes."


๐Ÿฅ‰ The Warning

34 plays (7.1%)

At this point they're no longer "the modern band I occasionally listen to."

They've become regular residents of Podify Wrapped.

The recommendation algorithm appreciates finally seeing an artist whose average album release date doesn't begin with "19."


๐Ÿ… Little Feat

27 plays (5.6%)

The week's stealth MVP.

Without much fanfare, Little Feat quietly climbed into fourth place, proving once again that groove always finds a way.


๐Ÿ… Eric Clapton

22 plays (4.6%)

Just enough blues to remind everyone that guitar solos remain one of life's essential nutrients.


Honorable Mentions

  • Jimmy Buffett — 18 plays (3.8%)

  • The Alan Parsons Project — 17 plays (3.6%)

  • The Beatles — 10 plays

  • Blue ร–yster Cult — 9 plays

  • Queen + Paul Rodgers — 9 plays


Top Songs of the Week

For the first time, the Song of the Week podium resembles a committee meeting that ended in a tie.

๐Ÿฅ‡ Hair of the Dog (Live) — 4 plays

๐Ÿฅ‡ Dancing Days (Live 1972) — 4 plays

๐Ÿฅ‡ Whole Lotta Love — 4 plays

๐Ÿฅ‡ The Mississippi Squirrel Revival — 4 plays

๐Ÿฅ‡ The Streak — 4 plays

Five completely different songs.

Five completely different moods.

One completely confused listener.

Additional heavy rotation included:

  • I've Been to Memphis (Live) — 3 plays

  • Find the Princess — 3 plays

  • Money (2019 Remix Live) — 3 plays

  • All Right Now — 3 plays

  • Take It on the Run — 3 plays

Apparently no genre was willing to concede defeat this week.


Genre Breakdown

๐ŸŽธ Classic Rock & Hard Rock — 55%

Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Clapton, Little Feat, Queen, Blue ร–yster Cult, The Beatles, Free, and friends completely dominated.

This playlist spent so much time in the 1970s it may qualify for historical preservation.

๐Ÿค˜ Alternative & Modern Rock — 12%

The Warning once again carried the modern era almost single-handedly.

๐Ÿค  Country & Americana — 12%

Jimmy Buffett returned for beach duty while Ray Stevens officially joined the roster.

Country music continues appearing like Bigfoot—unexpectedly, briefly, and somehow leaving behind undeniable evidence.

๐ŸŽฎ Gaming Soundtracks — 5%

A few strategic save points prevented the playlist from becoming entirely guitar-driven.

๐Ÿคฃ Comedy & Novelty — 7%

Ray Stevens has entered the chat.

Nobody is safe.


๐Ÿ† Most Surprising Transition Award

Grand Champion

The Mississippi Squirrel Revival → Comfortably Numb

One song describes squirrels taking over a church.

The next contemplates alienation, trauma, and emotional isolation.

The emotional distance between these songs should require a passport.

Runner-Up

The Warning → Ray Stevens

Arena-sized modern hard rock immediately yielding to comedic storytelling about streaking.

Perfectly logical...

...inside this playlist.

Third Place

Final Fantasy soundtrack → Whole Lotta Love

Saving kingdoms apparently leads directly to Jimmy Page riffs.

Honestly, that's efficient.


๐ŸŽข Emotional Whiplash Award

The Mississippi Squirrel Revival → Comfortably Numb

The medical community advises against experiencing these two emotional states within five minutes of each other.

The Shuffle Goblin disagrees.


๐ŸŽฒ Shuffle Goblin Award

Ray Stevens → Pink Floyd → The Warning

The Goblin has begun writing screenplays.


๐Ÿค” Algorithm Therapist Award

Ray Stevens

Spotify:

"Novelty?"

Shuffle Goblin:

"Legend."

Spotify:

"...both?"


๐Ÿšš Unexpected Vehicle Award

I've Been to Memphis (Live)

The transportation category remains undefeated.


๐ŸŽฎ Save Point to Mosh Pit Award

Find the Princess → Whole Lotta Love

Princess rescued.

Amplifiers activated.


๐Ÿ† Podify Achievement Badges

๐Ÿ† Floydian Scholar

๐Ÿ† Live Album Addict

๐Ÿ† Guitar Solo of the Week — Whole Lotta Love

๐Ÿ† Shuffle Goblin Accomplice

๐Ÿ† Classic Rock Preservation Society

๐Ÿ† Audience Member of the Week

๐Ÿ† Hero of Gaia

๐Ÿ† Squirrel Whisperer — Awarded for unexpectedly making Ray Stevens one of the week's defining artists.

๐Ÿ† Recommendation Algorithm Speedrun — Confused three separate recommendation engines before Wednesday.

๐Ÿ† Museum Curator of Portable Audio — Continued proving that obsolete hardware remains a perfectly valid lifestyle.


Listener Personality Report

"This listener enjoys progressive rock, classic rock, live albums, blues, modern hard rock, comedy songs, portable music players, and making recommendation algorithms question their career choices."

Translated into plain English:

"This user treats the shuffle button like recreational gambling and somehow keeps winning."


Closing Thoughts

Was it coherent?

Only in the sense that every detour somehow led back to another outstanding guitar solo.

Was it entertaining?

Four hundred and seventy-eight plays strongly suggest the answer is yes.

The defining theme of the week wasn't Pink Floyd's triumphant return, Led Zeppelin's continued dominance, or even The Warning cementing their place among the regulars.

It was the arrival of Ray Stevens.

Not quietly, either.

He marched into a playlist already occupied by progressive rock epics, blues legends, and arena rock giants, then casually tied for Song of the Week with The Mississippi Squirrel Revival and The Streak. Somewhere, a recommendation algorithm stared at those statistics, sighed deeply, and quietly submitted a request for extended leave.

The music changed.

The genres collided.

The squirrels escaped containment.

And, as always, the Shuffle Goblin found a way.

Thursday, June 25, 2026

Purple Rain

Last.fm generates my weel;y listening reports on Thursday, I tend to throw my stuff early Monday morning. Here is what Last.fm came up with for me:
 

 

Monday, June 22, 2026

I've Been Drivin' All Night

Podify Wrapped

Week of June 15–21, 2026

414 Plays. 98 Artists. Six iPods, One Zune, and a Recommendation Algorithm Filing a Workplace Complaint.

Welcome back to Podify Wrapped, the weekly report where I attempt to explain my listening habits and instead accidentally create evidence that the shuffle button has become self-aware.

This week was less a music library and more a traveling music festival spread across multiple decades, genres, and hardware platforms. Over the course of 414 plays, I bounced between classic rock, prog rock, country, comedy, game soundtracks, blues, and—because apparently that wasn't enough—spent part of the week listening on a Zune 30.

That's right. June 16 marked the first documented Zune incursion in Podify Wrapped history.

Some people stream from a phone.

I apparently maintain a rotating museum exhibit.

The dominant themes this week were surprisingly clear: Led Zeppelin, Queen + Paul Rodgers, Jimmy Buffett, The Alan Parsons Project, and a substantial amount of Blue ร–yster Cult. Meanwhile, Dread Zeppelin arrived just often enough to make everyone question whether reality is functioning correctly.

As usual, the Shuffle Goblin was unsupervised.

By The Numbers

๐ŸŽต Total Plays: 414

๐ŸŽค Unique Artists: 98

๐Ÿ“€ Unique Songs: 301

๐ŸŽ™️ Live Recordings: 198 plays (47.8%)

๐ŸŽธ Classic Rock & Hard Rock: ~52%

๐Ÿค  Country & Americana: ~13%

๐ŸŽฎ Gaming Soundtracks: ~6%

๐Ÿค˜ Alternative / Modern Rock: ~11%

๐Ÿคฃ Comedy & Spoken Word: ~8%

๐ŸŽญ Everything Else: ~10%

๐Ÿ“ฑ Devices Used: 7

๐ŸŸซ Zune Usage: 42 plays (10.1%)

๐Ÿ“ˆ Playlist Consistency: Still under active investigation.

Device Breakdown

๐Ÿฅ‡ 6th Gen iPod Classic — 115 plays (27.8%)

๐Ÿฅˆ 4th Gen iPod Photo — 98 plays (23.7%)

๐Ÿฅ‰ 7th Gen iPod Touch — 69 plays (16.7%)

๐Ÿ… 5th Gen iPod Classic — 49 plays

๐Ÿ… Zune 30 — 42 plays

๐Ÿ… 1st Gen iPod Mini — 28 plays

๐Ÿ… PC — 13 plays

The Zune represented just over ten percent of listening activity, making this the first week in Podify history where Microsoft successfully captured measurable market share.

Historians are stunned.

Top Artists of the Week

๐Ÿฅ‡ Led Zeppelin

25 plays (6.0%)

The week's undisputed champion.

Apparently I spent several days conducting intensive research into whether Led Zeppelin is still good.

The findings remain overwhelmingly positive.

๐Ÿฅˆ Queen + Paul Rodgers

22 plays (5.3%)

A surprisingly strong showing. "Hammer to Fall," "Radio Ga Ga," and company spent much of the week proving that arena rock remains a perfectly reasonable lifestyle choice.

๐Ÿฅ‰ Jimmy Buffett

18 plays (4.3%)

At some point the playlist wandered onto a beach, ordered something frozen, and stayed there longer than expected.

๐Ÿ… The Alan Parsons Project

17 plays (4.1%)

The week's prog-rock intellectual division.

Recommendation algorithms remain unclear whether this is yacht rock, prog rock, or a graduate-level engineering course.

๐Ÿ… Blue ร–yster Cult

13 plays (3.1%)

A strong week for mysterious lyrics, giant riffs, and proving that "Astronomy" remains one of the coolest song titles ever written.

Honorable Mentions

  • Pink Floyd — 12 plays

  • REO Speedwagon — 11 plays

  • Dread Zeppelin — 10 plays

  • Frank Klepacki — 9 plays

  • The Beatles — 9 plays

  • Gary Moore — 9 plays

The Floyd Extended Universe wasn't dominant this week, but it remained active enough to remind everyone that existential reflection is never more than a few tracks away.

Top Songs of the Week

๐Ÿฅ‡ Whole Lotta Love

5 plays (1.2%)

The champion.

Apparently one whole lotta love wasn't enough.

๐Ÿฅˆ Radar Love (Live)

4 plays

A song about driving quickly somehow feels completely on-brand for this library.

๐Ÿฅˆ Copperhead Road

4 plays

Country-rock outlaw energy remains undefeated.

๐Ÿฅˆ Hammer to Fall

4 plays

Queen came prepared for battle.

๐Ÿฅˆ Time for Me to Fly

4 plays

REO Speedwagon reminding everyone that transportation-themed songs continue to thrive.

Additional Heavy Rotation

  • Astronomy — 4 plays

  • Nothin' Funny With Gunner — 3 plays

  • Gypsies in the Palace — 3 plays

  • Heartbreaker (Rough Mix With Vocal) — 3 plays

  • Walking By Myself — 3 plays

Genre Breakdown

๐ŸŽธ Classic Rock & Hard Rock — 52%

Led Zeppelin, Queen, Blue ร–yster Cult, REO Speedwagon, Pink Floyd, Gary Moore, and The Beatles dominated the week.

At times my listening history resembled a classic-rock station whose program director had been left unsupervised.

๐Ÿค  Country & Americana — 13%

Jimmy Buffett, Tim Wilson, Steve Earle, and assorted country detours continued Podify's long-standing tradition of suddenly heading toward Nashville without warning.

๐Ÿค˜ Alternative & Modern Rock — 11%

A smaller presence this week, but still enough variety to prevent the playlist from becoming a complete 1970s reenactment.

๐ŸŽฎ Gaming Soundtracks — 6%

Frank Klepacki once again represented the Brotherhood of Nod.

Peace through power.

๐Ÿคฃ Comedy & Spoken Word — 8%

Bob & Tom and Tim Wilson continued proving that laughter remains a valid musical genre.

๐Ÿ† Most Surprising Transition Award

Grand Champion

The Alan Parsons Project → Dread Zeppelin

From sophisticated prog-rock production directly into reggae-infused Zeppelin parody.

No jury could have predicted this outcome.

Runner-Up

Frank Klepacki → Jimmy Buffett

Command & Conquer battlefield music immediately followed by tropical relaxation.

The war ended surprisingly well.

Third Place

Blue ร–yster Cult → Bob & Tom

One minute we're contemplating cosmic mysteries.

The next we're listening to comedy radio.

๐ŸŽข Emotional Whiplash Award

Pink Floyd → Tim Wilson

A thoughtful meditation on the human condition followed by a comedian explaining why subtlety is optional.

Medically inadvisable.

๐ŸŽฒ Shuffle Goblin Award

Queen + Paul Rodgers → Dread Zeppelin → Frank Klepacki

No human built this sequence.

The Goblin has signed a confession.

๐Ÿค” Algorithm Therapist Award

Dread Zeppelin

Every recommendation engine eventually reached the same conclusion:

"What exactly are we supposed to do with this?"

๐Ÿšš Unexpected Vehicle Award

Time for Me to Fly

Transportation-themed songs remain alarmingly common around here.

๐ŸŽฎ Save Point to Mosh Pit Award

Frank Klepacki → Led Zeppelin

From commanding tanks to commanding arenas.

A seamless transition, somehow.

Podify Achievement Badges

๐Ÿ† Live Album Addict

๐Ÿ† Guitar Solo of the Week — Whole Lotta Love

๐Ÿ† Floydian Scholar

๐Ÿ† Commander of the Brotherhood of Nod

๐Ÿ† Zune Survivor

๐Ÿ† Classic Rock Preservation Society

๐Ÿ† Unexpected Buffett Sighting

๐Ÿ† Shuffle Goblin Accomplice

๐Ÿ† Audience Member of the Week

๐Ÿ† Cross-Platform Audio Archaeologist

Listener Personality Report

"This listener enjoys classic rock, progressive rock, country music, comedy albums, game soundtracks, vintage hardware, and complete statistical chaos."

Translated into plain English:

"This user treats genres like buffet options and portable music players like Pokรฉmon."

Closing Thoughts

Was it coherent?

Not particularly.

Was it entertaining?

Four hundred and fourteen plays suggest the answer is yes.

The dominant theme of the week wasn't any single artist or genre. It was exploration. Whether through Led Zeppelin, Jimmy Buffett, The Alan Parsons Project, or a rogue Zune 30, the playlist spent the week wandering wherever it felt like going.

And honestly, that's becoming the defining feature of Podify Wrapped:

The music changes.

The devices change.

The recommendation algorithms grow increasingly concerned.

But the Shuffle Goblin always finds a way.


Sunday, June 21, 2026

There Ain't No Wrong Or Right

Apparently I lost 42 Jimmy Buffett albums during iTunes migrations between 2017 and 2026.

 

Not to worry, They are all back where they belong! 

Saturday, June 20, 2026

Navigating Grass Blades Completely By Feel

Here are a few shots with the D70 and Tamron lens from today:


















 There are more I'd love to post, but I'm trying to stay away from including intentional shots of people.

Friday, June 19, 2026

Bird's The Word

Today I took the D40X and the old, manual ProMaster 75-200 to the park.













 

Monday, June 15, 2026

Shake It Off


Podify Wrapped

Week of June 8–14, 2026

328 Plays. 94 Artists. One iPod Lost Somewhere Between Pink Floyd and Jeff Foxworthy.

Welcome back to another edition of Podify Wrapped, where my iPod's listening history is carefully analyzed to answer one important question:

"What exactly was I doing this week?"

The answer, apparently, was listening to 328 songs from 94 different artists while refusing to commit to any single genre for more than twenty minutes at a time.

This week's playlist wandered through progressive rock, classic rock, hard rock, country music, video game soundtracks, comedy albums, 90s alternative rock, and whatever category The Presidents of the United States of America occupy.

In other words:

Business as usual.

By the Numbers

๐ŸŽต Total Plays: 328

๐ŸŽค Unique Artists: 94

๐Ÿ“€ Unique Songs: 287

๐ŸŽ™️ Live Recordings: Approximately 52%

๐ŸŽธ Classic Rock & Hard Rock: 57%

๐Ÿค  Country & Americana: 11%

๐ŸŽฎ Video Game Soundtracks: 8%

๐Ÿคฃ Comedy & Spoken Word: 4%

๐ŸŽญ Miscellaneous Musical Chaos: 20%

๐Ÿ“ˆ Playlist Consistency: Unavailable

Top Artists of the Week

๐Ÿฅ‡ Pink Floyd

35 plays (10.7%)

Pink Floyd didn't merely win this week.

Pink Floyd annexed this week.

At various points the playlist became a continuous exploration of mortality, memory, insanity, capitalism, and guitar solos longer than some television episodes.

If someone asked what your favorite artist was this week, the answer is simply:

"Yes."

๐Ÿฅˆ Led Zeppelin

31 plays (9.5%)

The closest challenger.

Between "Whole Lotta Love," "Heartbreaker," "Black Dog," and enough live recordings to fill a small concert venue, Led Zeppelin spent the week reminding everyone why they remain one of the greatest rock bands ever assembled.

Also, three plays of "Whole Lotta Love."

Apparently moderation was not invited.

๐Ÿฅ‰ Blue ร–yster Cult

14 plays (4.3%)

The surprise powerhouse.

Blue ร–yster Cult quietly accumulated enough listens to claim third place while probably demanding additional cowbell the entire time.

๐Ÿ… Jeff Foxworthy

12 plays (3.7%)

This statistic deserves its own section.

Most music summaries feature Taylor Swift.

Mine features Jeff Foxworthy.

I feel this says something about me.

I'm not entirely sure what.

๐Ÿ… David Gilmour

8 plays (2.4%)

Apparently Pink Floyd alone wasn't enough.

๐Ÿ… The Presidents of the United States of America

8 plays (2.4%)

Still carrying the banner for musical unpredictability.

๐Ÿ… Styx and REO Speedwagon

8 plays (2.4%)

Arena rock remains undefeated.

Top Songs of the Week

๐Ÿฅ‡ Tie for Most Played

Money — 3 plays

Whole Lotta Love — 3 plays

Heartbreaker — 3 plays

Apparently the week's dominant themes were:

  • Capitalism

  • Love

  • Aggressive guitar riffs

A surprisingly complete emotional spectrum.

๐Ÿฅˆ The Two-Play Club

Notable repeat visitors included:

  • Comfortably Numb

  • Layla

  • Fanfare

  • Smooth

  • Whiskey in the Jar

  • Mountain Music

  • Tubthumping

  • Mmmbop

  • Flaming Telepaths

  • Shake It Off

This may be the strangest Top Songs chart ever assembled.

Genre Breakdown

๐ŸŽธ Classic Rock & Hard Rock — 57%

This week belonged to classic rock.

Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Blue ร–yster Cult, Aerosmith, Billy Joel, Eric Clapton, David Gilmour, Jimmy Page, Styx, REO Speedwagon, Cheap Trick, Metallica, and dozens of others accounted for more than half of all listening.

The playlist frequently felt like a radio station broadcasting directly from 1978.

๐Ÿค  Country & Americana — 11%

Alan Jackson, Alabama, Sawyer Brown, and Jimmy Buffett made regular appearances.

Every few hours the playlist briefly stopped contemplating the meaning of existence and started discussing pickup trucks.

๐ŸŽฎ Gaming & Soundtracks — 8%

Frank Klepacki and Nobuo Uematsu continued their ongoing campaign to sneak video game music into every Podify Wrapped report.

Mission accomplished.

๐Ÿคฃ Comedy & Spoken Word — 4%

Jeff Foxworthy somehow cracked the Top 5.

Again.

I cannot stress enough how unusual this is.

Most Surprising Transition Awards

๐Ÿ† Grand Champion

Pink Floyd → Jeff Foxworthy

From:

The pressures of modern life.

To:

Redneck jokes.

In approximately four minutes.

No further explanation required.

๐Ÿฅˆ Runner-Up

Final Fantasy IX → Whole Lotta Love

From magical airships and fantasy kingdoms directly into Robert Plant screaming.

๐Ÿฅ‰ Third Place

Shake It Off → Comfortably Numb*

The emotional whiplash award.

Podify Achievement Badges

๐Ÿ† The Floydian Scholar

Listen to enough Pink Floyd that your playlist starts questioning reality.

๐Ÿ† Guitar Solo of the Week

Winner: David Gilmour

The judging panel fell asleep halfway through the solo and woke up to discover it was still happening.

๐Ÿ† The Cowbell Preservation Society

Awarded to Blue ร–yster Cult.

๐Ÿ† Most Unexpected Country Detour

Winner: Alabama's "Mountain Music"

๐Ÿ† Commander of the Brotherhood of Nod

Awarded for repeated Command & Conquer soundtrack listens.

๐Ÿ† Live Album Addict Level III

More than half your listening came from live recordings.

At this point you're basically paying imaginary ticket fees.

๐Ÿ† Shuffle Goblin Lifetime Achievement Award

For creating playlist transitions that would cause modern recommendation algorithms to burst into tears.

Listener Personality Report

If Podify generated a personality profile, it would probably say:

"This listener enjoys classic rock, progressive rock, country music, video game soundtracks, comedy albums, and complete unpredictability."

Translated into plain English:

"User appears to use the shuffle button as a form of recreational gambling."

And honestly?

That's probably accurate.

One minute you're listening to Pink Floyd question the human condition. The next you're hearing Jeff Foxworthy tell jokes. Five minutes later you're commanding tanks in Command & Conquer before returning to Led Zeppelin.

Does it make sense?

Not remotely.

Did it make for a fun week?

Three hundred and twenty-eight plays suggest the answer is yes.

*The graphic has this going from Alan Jackson to the Safety Dance. I have discussed it with ChatGPT already, and the results of that conversation are below 

Sunday, June 14, 2026

What A Long Strange Trip It's Been

Today's nonsense: The D40X with my Nikon Nikkor-Zoom 100-300mm f/5.6 manual lens from the 1970s.
 










One thing I particularly like about this combination is that it accidentally recreates the experience many photographers had in the late film era: long manual-focus glass, deliberate composition, and no safety net. The D40x's CCD sensor and the old Nikkor seem oddly well matched in temperament. Neither is especially forgiving, but together they produce images with a lot of personality.

I'm not underestimating the historical coolness factor here. A Zoom-Nikkor 100-300mm f/5.6 was introduced when Jimmy Carter was president. I'm mounting it on a DSLR from the mid-2000s and photographing flowers in 2026. That's nearly half a century of camera technology collaborating on a single image. 

Saturday, June 13, 2026

I've Been Dazed And Confused For So Long It's Not True

I asked Chat-GPT to analyze my iTunes library. It went ahead and incorporated a lot of the nonsense that I've asked it to make for me over the last year, and honestly, I'm kind of okay with this. 
 
I should probably start compiling this annually. It would be interesting to see how my iTunes library evolves during the course of each year.
  

 Library by the Numbers

Based on the XML you uploaded:

  • 19,180 tracks
  • 426 artists
  • 1,396 albums
  • Roughly 5,350 hours of audio
    • That's about 223 straight days of continuous listening.
  • Music spanning at least the 1950s through the 2020s.

This is not a casual collection.

This is a curated archive.


Your Taste Profile

The Holy Trinity

Your collection is built around three pillars:

1. Classic Rock

The undisputed champions are:

  • Led Zeppelin (1,239 tracks)
  • Pink Floyd (731 tracks)
  • Queen + Paul Rodgers (644 tracks)

These aren't "I own the greatest hits" numbers.

These are "I own every concert recording I can get my hands on" numbers.


2. Live Recordings

The biggest revelation from your library is that you are obsessed with live material.

Albums like:

  • Live At The BBC
  • Live At Wembley Stadium
  • Mirror Ball – Live & More
  • Live 1978–1992

show up repeatedly.

Many music fans collect songs.

You collect performances.

You want to hear:

  • alternate solos
  • crowd reactions
  • mistakes
  • extended jams
  • different eras of a band

That's a very specific kind of music nerd.


3. Soundtracks & Video Games

One of the biggest surprises:

Your collection contains substantial soundtrack material including:

  • Super Mario Odyssey
  • Super Mario 3D World
  • Final Fantasy IX
  • The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
  • Command & Conquer
  • Command & Conquer: Red Alert

This lines up perfectly with your retro gaming interests.

You don't merely play games.

You remember them.


The Biggest Plot Twist

Hanson

You have exactly what I'd expect from:

  • Zeppelin fans
  • Floyd fans
  • Sabbath fans
  • Rush fans

Then suddenly:

Hanson — 299 tracks

That is one of the funniest statistical anomalies in the entire library.

The musical equivalent of:

"I collect antique military rifles, classic muscle cars, and... Beanie Babies."

It's wonderful.


Genre Breakdown

Your top genres include:

  1. Rock
  2. Recording Of Independent Origin
  3. DVD
  4. Country
  5. Pop
  6. Classic Rock
  7. Progressive Rock
  8. Christmas
  9. Soundtrack
  10. Blues
  11. Metal
  12. Comedy

This is interesting because it means you aren't actually a pure rock listener.

You are a:

  • rock listener
  • soundtrack listener
  • comedy listener
  • concert collector
  • spoken-word listener

all at once.


The Collector Archetype

Many people build libraries in one of four ways.

The Casual Listener

Owns 300 songs.

Not you.

The Trend Follower

Owns mostly recent hits.

Definitely not you.

The Completionist

Owns entire artist catalogs.

Partly you.

The Archivist

Collects weird versions, live shows, radio broadcasts, soundtracks, rarities, and forgotten releases.

This is overwhelmingly you.


Personality Indicators

If a psychologist looked only at your music library, I suspect they'd conclude:

High Curiosity

You don't stay inside one lane.

Classic rock fans usually don't also have huge game soundtrack collections.

You do.


High Nostalgia

Not "living in the past."

More:

"The past contains cool things worth preserving."

That attitude appears in:

  • retro games
  • classic rock
  • vintage comics
  • historical education projects
  • older books

The library reflects the same tendency.


Strong Sense of Humor

The presence of comedy albums, novelty music, radio material, and artists like Weird Al Yankovic is completely consistent with your conversations.

You seem to enjoy things that are both good and funny.


Appreciation of Craft

Your favorite artists tend to feature:

  • elite guitarists
  • strong songwriters
  • memorable live performers

You seem more interested in skill than fashion.


If Your Library Were a Museum

It would have four wings:

Hall 1: The Temple of Classic Rock

Led Zeppelin.
Pink Floyd.
Queen.
Rush.
The Beatles.


Hall 2: The Concert Vault

Bootlegs.
Live albums.
BBC sessions.
Rare recordings.


Hall 3: The Arcade

Mario.
Zelda.
Final Fantasy.
Command & Conquer.

Visitors spend far longer here than expected.


Hall 4: The Weird Stuff

Comedy.
Novelty recordings.
Oddball discoveries.
Things nobody expected to find.

Possibly guarded by ninja squirrels.


The One-Sentence Summary

Your library doesn't belong to someone who asks, "What's popular?"

It belongs to someone who asks:

"What's interesting, and do I have the live version?"

And after looking at nearly 20,000 tracks, that might be the single most accurate description of your musical personality.

Friday, June 12, 2026

Night Divides The Day

I did that thing again...That thing where I went looking for "Recordings Of Independent Origin" a.k.a. concert bootlegs.

I went and tracked down the Jimmy Page/Robert Plant show from 1995/04/01. Mostly so I could hear their interpretation of a couple of The Doors' songs.

I gave it a bit of a quick listen, but I'm going to have to put the album on an iPod and give it a proper listen through.

I also accidentally got their show from the same venue, but in 1998. I haven't converted that one from FLAC to MP3 yet, so I haven't listened to it. Mostly because I don't feel like changing Winamp output settings again right now. 

I really don't want to fall down that rabbit hole again...But my login info for The Trader's Den still works. 

Crap. 

I don't even know what happened to the last few things I snagged.  I want to say some Nick Mason shows in something like 2020/2021? I was still at The UPS Store when I did it, so I don't know. Maybe time to find those hard drives and check for some shows?