One World, And We Will Smash It Down

Original Title: Word Dog Says:

Word Dog says "Let's talk where I came from!"

The idea for me came into being while Gale was at work today. Someone walked up to him and said "word dog."
Gale's response was something along the lines of this: "Word Dog? What is that? Some kind of "ghetto ebonics" phrase?"
His co-worker's response was "yup."
Gale then thought about it for a second, and then started describing his take on the phrase "Word Dog." It is as follows:
Word Dog sounds more like the name of a sock puppet a kindergarten teacher might use as a form of teaching the class to read or spell. Maybe have some motivational "Word Dog Says:" posters pasted all over the classroom. That sort of thing.
So, from here on out, the "Word Dog Says:" entries will have something to do with some opinion of whatever whatever going on in the world.
Thanks for your time
--W. Dog--

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Signed, Sealed, They Deliver Oblivion

Original Title: "Word Dog"

I had this great big thing I had planned to launch into, but I don't really remember. It may have had something to do with a "ghetto ebonics" phrase I heard while at work this afternoon. The phrase in question was "Word Dog." But I don't really know.Therefore, you are stuck with this crap:
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There. How do you like them there apples?????
What?? ya don't??? Well, then blow it out you'r gizzard!!
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I Woke Up This Morning And Got Myself A Beer

Original Title: 12/16/2002 - A day which will live forever in infamy...

• Dec. 17th, 2002 at 9:35 AM

I must start out with 2 things:1. I apologize to my friend about my assumptions about yesterday. I am truly sorry about that.
2. Disclaimer: This entry will be shorter and considerably more positive than last night's entry.
That was written while I was very tired, very mad at lots of things, and in some insane amount of pain.
Today, however, I am listening to "Roadhouse Blues" as performed by Blue Oyster Cult, waiting on my breakfast to finish it's thing in the toaster. I am rather happy right now. All is currently right and proper with the world despite the fact that I have to go to work in less than a half an hour and my clothes are still really wet and in the dryer.
I gots to go eat now.
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• Current Mood:rad

The Future's Uncertain And the End Is Always Near

Original Title: SLEEP DEPRIVATION ROCKS!!

I get the feeling that my friend Bethany is mad at me or something. As I sit here typing this, I am on AIM with a screen name that no one but me knows about. She is on with one of hers. I swithed over to my usual one and she was not there. So, I switched back, and well, she is there again. It depresses me to no end. I am not in the mood to be depressed right now. Too many sad and unhappy things are going on in my little corner of the world for this.
I think I am just going to get on with this entry then limp up the stairs and go to bed. Probably end up crying myself to sleep again tonight too. Stupid knee.
That rather hurt. I just went to run up the stairs, but as I was running around the corner, my foot slipped on the carpet, and I went sliding. Instead of sliding onto some base or other, my knee collided rather loudly and painfully with the wall. Not that I let that stop me from running the rest of the way up the stairs mind you.Well, it sems that I have also been able to destroy my internet connection. You are probably sitting there thinking "If you messed it up, how is it that you are making this entry then?" Well the answer to that question and many others are contained in the paragraphs ahead!
We use one primary internet service to connect to the internet. I was trying to do something to one of the other ones, and somehow that cancelled the account on the primary one. I am currently using another one that works all spiffily with the other one. I hate it.
On a totally unrelated note, I solved the problem with the CD-Rom tonight! It had this issue where it would open at random times and just stay that way.
Well, it popped open and I was unaware of that. I was looking the other way and not paying attention (I am to poor to pay attention!). I turned in the chair so I could focus on what I was doing with the computer, and my knee caught the CD-Rom tray. It then came mostly out. Bad news. I stuck another CD-Rom into the computer, and that seems to have solved the opening problem. I repaired the tray on the original, but I have not shoved it into another machine to test it yet. Fun Stuff.
I had something else to write about, maybe another installment in one of my terrible massivly unpopular stories, but I don't actually remember. SLEEP DEPRIVATION ROCKS!!
Stupid Knee
I have edited this entry like 5 times now. What you are reading is a progression of editations that have unfolded over the course of almost an hour.
I am done now
This time it's for real

The End

What the heck are you still doing here???? It says "the end"
sheesh. Don't you people have lives or anything???

• Current Mood:rad

One Toke Over The Line Sweet Jesus, One Toke Over The Line

I was going to do this huge @$$ survey thing, but it was like 100 questions. Gale said screw it.
It will be a nice day if it doesn't rain.

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My Mazerati Does 185

Original Title: Life is pain

OH MY GOD I AM STILL ALIVE!
Yes, this comes as a surprise to even myself.
I was bored, and I saw the funniest thing on amazon a while ago:
"Our customers who wear clothes also shop at:"
I realize that there are people who don't always wear clothes, but that has been one of the uplifting things I need right now. I found out recently that a good friend of mine is going away for something like 8 years this summer. What depresses me even more is the fact that I will probably never see her again. Ah well. What are you gonna do?
"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."

• Current Mood:rad

Hey! They're Gonna Get You Too

Original Title: Bah! To The Fourth

so. yeah. nothing new. everything still sucks for me. unless you count everything sucking more so than usual. on a positive note, i think my microwave is going to blow up.

• Current Mood:rad

And We'll Keep On Fighting 'Till The End

Original Title: Windows .NET Server 2003

Yeah. I was looking for something on the Microsoft Web Page this afternoon, and I stumbled across the Windows .NET Server 2003 Customer Preview Program area of the site. So I signed up to get a free preview copy. I don't know if it will actually work out or not, but it would be cool if it did.

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You Ain't Never Gonna Keep Me Down

Original Title: It seems that I am a geek...

as of 01:14:52 am on 11/12/02 Gale Harpring officially owned Star Wars Episode 2: Attack Of The Clones on VHS. Also a box of chocolate chip cookies to consume while watching the aforementioned video.Ah well. It seems that my pajamas are now done in the dryer. time to watch a movie...

• Current Mood:rad

Puma Man... He Flies Like A Moron

Original Title: You Might Be A Pumaman If...

You Might Be A PumaMan If...
1. Your friend's father drives a Chevy; your father drives a large Christmas ornament.
2. Seventies' commercial music always comes on whenever you do ANYTHING.
3. Your best friend happens to be an Aztec onion with the habit of throwing people out windows.
4. You only sense danger when there ISN'T any.
5. Your weapon of choice: a plunger.
6. You've got a belt buckle big enough to make a Texan proud (I know, it's broad stereotype. My apologies to Texans.)
7. Your girlfriend has a mouth wider than a Japanese anime character, and sugar-frosted eyes to boot.
8. You've spent the last three months trying to get your best friend to remember your real name; he keeps calling you "Neil."
9. Crashing British fire trucks is a sport, as far as you're concerned.
10. Your sense of fashion is inspired by Big Bird and Alan Alda.
11. Even while swimming, you can still pull off the dry look.
12. The black, leather jumpsuits that your enemies wear made Mr. Blackwell realize that all his work has been for nothing.
13. When in an airplane, you insist to the flight attendant that the correct flying position is with your southern end in the air.
14. No matter how many restraining orders you get, you're STILL followed everywhere by Donald Pleasance.
15. Your science teacher was perplexed when the egg you dropped from the top of the school building fell at a sixty degree angle.
16. You consider JUMPING AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT an artform.

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