Friday, May 16, 2003

Ready The Army

Original Title: 20030506 - DEP Here I Come!

Ford 3
Weather I was drunk, ill, or suicidally insane would have not been obvious to the casual observer. For indeed, there are no casual observers at the M.E.P.S. There were observers who were bent on my joining the Army. My pal Jessi was also there for some reason. I was not arguing.Also, for the record, on of 20030506, I entered the United States Army's Delayed Entry Program.
Whoo!
Been meaning to write about that one sometime before now.
I went to see X-Men 2 yesterday.
I think I am going to end up taking my friend Jessi to see The Matrix Reloaded one day next week.
Whoo!
I think I am going to go to Meijer and Starbucks here in a bit.
I need to talk to my mother about storage of stuff at her house while I am away for a long time, but that may be able to wait until tomorrow.
Goodbye for now!

Thursday, March 13, 2003

We Haven’t Had That Spirit Here Since 1969

My Microsoft Office System Beta 2 Kit 2003 has arrived!

My goodness but this thing is a beast!

I cannot wait to explore all the shiny!

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Sunday, March 9, 2003

We Can Dance If We Want To

Microsoft Office System Released to a Half-Million Beta 2 Testers

March 9, 2003

REDMOND, Wash., March 9, 2003 — Microsoft Corp. today began distributing a half-million copies of the beta 2 version of the new Microsoft Office System to customers and partners worldwide. The Microsoft Office System is a set of programs, servers and services designed to better connect people with each other and their organizations, information and business processes, to transform information into business impact.

Developed to address the productivity challenges in today’s enterprises, large and small, the Microsoft Office System will enhance users’ visibility into business information so they can gain deeper insights, make better decisions, improve their ability to effectively collaborate, respond to change faster and increase their personal impact to make businesses more productive and successful. Companies and information workers interested in trying the Microsoft Office system can learn more at http://www.microsoft.com/office/preview/.

Having reached the beta 2 milestone, Microsoft is inviting business partners and customers worldwide to begin evaluating new versions of the software. Seven core Office System products are provided in the beta evaluation kit, including beta 2 versions of the new Microsoft Office Suite (Word, Excel, Outlook® , PowerPoint® and Access), the two new Office System additions, Microsoft Office InfoPath (TM) , Microsoft Office OneNote (TM) , as well as Microsoft Office FrontPage® , Microsoft Office Publisher, Microsoft Windows®
SharePoint (TM) Services and Microsoft SharePoint Portal Server “v2.0,” with final versions expected this summer. By collecting the beta products into one evaluation kit, Microsoft enables customers to evaluate the Microsoft Office System as a set of coordinated tools that, when applied together, result in productivity benefits for organizations.

“Today’s work force is geographically dispersed, information-hungry and constantly striving to be more effective and efficient,” said Joe Eschbach, corporate vice president of the Information Worker Product Marketing Group at Microsoft. “The applications in the Microsoft Office System are central to addressing these problems, and by offering them all together, we are giving customers the opportunity to experience firsthand how deploying the Microsoft Office System can improve communication and collaboration across enterprises — small and large.”

The Microsoft Office System marks significant progress toward Microsoft’s vision to create productivity software that quickly and easily evolves with today’s constantly changing business environment. The products were developed with four key design goals in mind:

  • Information intelligence. With XML in Office applications and the research task pane, people in an organization have better visibility into information. SharePoint Portal Server provides personalized access and delivery of business information.

  • Process management. With industry-standard XML support in Office applications, the ability to streamline the information-gathering process with the new addition of InfoPath, and the ability to create and graphically communicate smart documents, organizations are better able to adapt and respond to changes in the marketplace.

  • Effective teaming. A collaboration infrastructure with SharePoint products and technologies and integration with Office applications provides document and meeting workspaces, as well as the ability to search and find expertise in an organization. New tools such as Information Rights Management also empower people in organizations to collaborate more effectively.

  • Personal impact. With improved inking support for the Tablet PC, the introduction of the new digital note-taking application OneNote, critical improvements to make Outlook a better tool to read and manage e-mail, new intelligent junk e-mail filter tools, and a new focus on the mobile, the Office System will help individuals make greater contributions to their business.

Business Partner Opportunities

The release of the Microsoft Office System to beta 2 testing provides an infrastructure and platform that enables Microsoft business partners to build the next generation of information worker solutions that incorporate collaboration and portal capabilities and improved desktop tools. Business partners also can begin testing the new information and research services they will be able to offer as Web services through the world’s most popular productivity suite.

“Information is only empowering if a business or information worker can use it in the right place at the right time to make or influence a business decision. Today, that doesn’t happen often enough. Incredible amounts of content are lost or lie untapped around the world because businesses aren’t equipped to manage that information,” said Clare Hart, president and CEO of Factiva, a company working with Microsoft to deliver its global collection of news and business information from the new Microsoft Office System, as well as integrating it into other Microsoft platform products.

“The compelling value of the collaboration with Microsoft is in being able to address a real need among users of business information,” said Allen Paschal, president of Gale, a part of the Thomson Corp. “Searching for accurate, current and vetted information and news on companies — particularly private companies — is time consuming and often ineffective.

Delivering must-have information directly into Office applications will create a new experience for users, creating a real impact on productivity. This issue goes far beyond company profile information, and we are excited about how we can begin to solve similar problems with our vast array of content assets.”

The Microsoft Office System

Building on the tools already used today, the Microsoft Office System includes servers, services and new desktop programs designed to work together to help address a broad array of important business problems.

The Microsoft Office System applications available in beta 2 today for evaluation are these:

  • Microsoft Office 2003 connects people, information and business processes, making it easier for people to take more effective action and get better results. The core suite includes Microsoft Office Outlook 2003 messaging and collaboration client, Microsoft Office Word 2003 document authoring application, Microsoft Office Excel 2003 spreadsheet, Microsoft Office PowerPoint presentation graphics program and Microsoft Office Access 2003 database. Also included is Outlook 2003 with Business Contact Manager, which helps small businesses better manage their customer contacts and sales opportunities.

  • Microsoft Office FrontPage 2003 offers the tools people need to easily develop a sophisticated Web site. With professional designing and coding tools, people can design the Web site they want and code more efficiently, using the world’s first WYSIWYG XSLT editor and by developing rich Windows SharePoint Services and SharePoint Portal Server solutions.

  • Microsoft Office InfoPath 2003 streamlines the process of gathering information by allowing users to create and complete dynamic forms and submit them to the XML-enabled systems and business processes that need the information.

  • Microsoft Office OneNote 2003 will enable people to capture thoughts and notes electronically on a laptop, desktop or Tablet PC and work more naturally to organize and search those notes.

  • Microsoft Office Publisher 2003 helps create professional marketing communications pieces using design tools, improved e-mail support, and Web authoring and posting features.

  • Microsoft SharePoint Portal Server “v2.0” connects people, teams and knowledge across business processes. SharePoint Portal Server provides a secure enterprise business solution that integrates information from various systems into one solution, through single sign on and enterprise application integration capabilities, and provides flexible deployment and management tools. It facilitates end-to-end collaboration by enabling aggregation, organization and searching for people, teams and information. SharePoint Portal Server also enables users to quickly find relevant information through customization and personalization of content and layout in the portal and audience targeting.

  • Other Office System Products not included in the beta 2 kit, but fundamental to the Microsoft Office System, are Microsoft Project and Visio®
    . Microsoft Project consists of Project Standard, the desktop project management program for effectively planning, managing and communicating project information, as well as Microsoft Project Professional and Microsoft Project Server, which work together to provide an enterprise project management solution. Microsoft OfficeVisio 2003 is a diagramming solution that helps business experts and technical professionals understand and communicate complex ideas, processes and systems graphically so they can take more effective action. Visio provides a single diagramming tool for the entire organization, automates data visualization for more effective analysis, and offers unmatched extensibility for addressing individual and enterprise needs. Both products are on a different development and release cycle and will be available later this summer, after the other Microsoft Office system products are released.

Supporting Microsoft products and technologies that play a key complementary role in the Microsoft Office System include these:

  • Windows Server 2003 is a comprehensive, integrated and secure infrastructure designed to help customers reduce costs and increase the efficiency and effectiveness of IT operations. Building on the strengths of the Windows 2000 family, the new server platform helps customers extend existing resources while laying the foundation for building a new generation of connected applications and collaborative systems that improve business and information worker productivity. More information is available at http://www.microsoft.com/windowsserver2003/.

  • Microsoft Windows SharePoint Services (WSS), formerly SharePoint Team Services, is the engine for creating Web sites that enable information sharing and document collaboration, increasing individual and team productivity. It is a key piece of the Information Worker Infrastructure delivered in Windows Server 2003 and provides additional team services and sites to Office and other desktop applications, as well as serving as a platform for application development. WSS sites take file storage to a new level, from saving files to sharing information.

Pricing and Availability

Microsoft Office System products are scheduled for release in mid-2003. Pricing and availability are unavailable at this time.

About Microsoft Office System

The Microsoft Office System is an easy way to help more people use information to positively impact their business. Through a system of familiar and easy-to-use programs servers and services, users can connect people and organizations to information, business processes and each other — helping to ensure they derive the most value out of information. The Microsoft Office System consists of Microsoft Office, Microsoft Office FrontPage, Microsoft Office InfoPath, Microsoft Office OneNote, Microsoft Project and Project Server, Microsoft Office Publisher, Microsoft SharePoint Portal Server “v2.0,” Microsoft Office Visio and Microsoft Windows SharePoint Services.

About Microsoft

Founded in 1975, Microsoft (Nasdaq “MSFT”) is the worldwide leader in software, services and Internet technologies for personal and business computing. The company offers a wide range of products and services designed to empower people through great software — any time, any place and on any device.

Microsoft, Outlook, PowerPoint, InfoPath, OneNote, FrontPage, Windows, SharePoint and Visio are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Microsoft Corp. in the United States and/or other countries.

The names of actual companies and products mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners.

For more information, press only: Rapid Response Team, Waggener Edstrom, (503) 443-7070, rrt@wagged.com

For more information on Office System products:

Microsoft Office OneNote 2003 Virtual Press Kit, http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/presskits/2003/onenote/default.asp

Microsoft Office InfoPath 2003 Virtual Press Kit, http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/presskits/2003/infopath/default.asp

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Tuesday, January 28, 2003

(Gaming) Jesus Take The Wheel

Jesus Sense
gamingjesus
You are... Gaming Jesus! You stalk young couples'
tents to protect them from zombies, play Sim
City in the dirt when you get bored, and can
convert water into alcoholic beverages.


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Goodnight Sweet Readers, And A Flight Of Angels To Sing Thee To Thy Rest
-Gale

Last Time I Was Sober, Man I Felt Bad






Monday, January 20, 2003

We Did It...We Did It...

Original Title: Lake...

Cat 2
Lake, Tunnel, Snowy Mountain...AAARRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My horoscope for today:
In the past you may have preferred not to acknowledge your own psychic abilities, dear Virgo, but today they could prove impossible to ignore. Visions, premonitions, and telepathic messages from others could be popping into your mind all day. This shouldn't be treated as something strange, but rather you should regard it as a source of inner power. Abilities like this increase your understanding of others as well as yourself.
As I sit here doing this, Dora The Explorer is on the T.V. I did not think it was possible for a show to be THAT irritating!

Friday, January 17, 2003

Mirrors On The Ceiling, Pink Champagne On Ice

Original Title: Story time!

Spike
I have bunches of things I want to write about right now, but I am not. I am going to make this entry, add something to my template, then go to bed. It is after all, almost 4 am.A little about the entry first off. It is the background story of the 3 main characters to my little "Hotel California" based story. I realize you could get some of it from the "older" pages, but I am going to conglomerate it all here. Mostly because I am such a nice guy.
By the way, August 16th is indeed an important date. It will be explained later on. As will some serious space-time continuity issues. They will all be explained very soon. so, assuming i have not scared you too badly, here goes:
August 16, 2002 -- Gambling
Red...
Black...
Red...
Black...
Red...Looks like I will live to see another day. For the last thirteen months and seventeen days I have started my day with a turn of the roulette wheel. If it ends up red, I will live to see another day. If it ends up black, I can finally put myself out of my misery. With every turn of the wheel, every drop of the ball, I hope for the black. Red every time. Thirteen and a half months is to much of a coincidence for me. The hotel is driving me insane.
For the past twenty-six years I have been a prisoner here. A prisoner of my own device probably, but a prisoner nonetheless.
It all started in 1967. I was the guitar player for a little band called Brain Damage. We started out playing in various clubs and bars, and, like most bands, we developed a small cult following. Soon we ended up with a major record contract, and we went from being a small club band to a nationally known and loved band. None of us really expected that to happen, so we took the whole thing just one little step at a time.
It went good for the first three years, but something about 1970 changed us. More me than us though. Suddenly everyone and their brother wanted to be just like Johnathon Betlow Goodman - Johnny B. Goode as I was known at the time. My image started to grow. At first it was fun to be larger than life. With each performance, however, it seemed my image grew another foot. In late 1975, after hundreds of shows, 7 albums, and millions upon millions of screaming fans looking at me as though I am some sort of god, Johnny B. Goode said "No more!"
After discussing the issue with my fellow bandmates, we decided it would be best to go our own separate ways. At least until everything calmed down. I thought it would be fun to travel a bit, but I wanted to go somewhere that no one had ever heard of me.
After a lot of research, my girlfriend Ruth decided we should go to Italy. It seemed the logical thing to do, seeing as how I had never actually been there. That alone, was a sufficient reason for me.
After a relaxing six months in Rome, we flew back to the States. I came back a week before she did so I could find a place to live and get our stuff out of storage.
On the way back to California, the plane had some engine trouble, and was forced to land in Las Vegas. I did not want to sit around in some airport, so I bought a car and decided to drive back to Sacramento. A journey which I am, twenty-six years later, yet to complete.
-End-

August 16, 2003 -- Going To California Pt. 1
Prologue-
Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start, Going To California with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane, never let them tell you that they're all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
as the children of the sun began to awake.
Seems that the wrath of the Gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time
I'll meet you up there where the path
Runs straight and high.
To find a queen without a king,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings... la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
-End Prologue

It has now been six months since the woman I love left for the Air Force. I might also add that it has been a depressing six months. I never told her how I felt about her, but I think she not only knew, but loved me as well.
We did not actually have any sort of "formal" relationship. Probably a good thing. We were able to keep our jobs that way. We worked in a small bookstore in South Carolina. She had been working there for two years, and as a manager for one and half of those years when I got hired. Company policy forbade dating other employees, but we did things together outside of work anyway. There were no problems with that because we kept it quite secret.
Our little outings were usually planned when it was just the two of us there. Never supposed to have any less than 4 people in the store at all times, but she was good at guaranteeing our privacy.
If those were "The Best Of Times," then I guess that makes these "The Worst Of Times."
August 16, 2006 -- Going To California Pt. 2
It would appear that I have not written in this little black notebook of mine. A mistake I now plan to rectify.
After I found out where my "friend" was going to be stationed, this crazy little scheme I had dreamed up years ago came rushing back into my mind. The plan in question, was indeed, the very reason I took the job at the bookstore to begin with. I was going to save lots of money and then go to California. It was all well and good, until I met Renee.
Anyway, back to the story. I found out that she was going to be stationed in California. I mentioned my little plan to her via letter, and needless to say, she was ecstatic. I loved the idea, she loved the idea, therefore we were both happy, and soon to be together once again. So, I took a vacation, and flew down there for 2 weeks. I found out that I could just transfer from the bookstore in South Carolina the store in Sacremento. Whoo! I also secured an apartment. Then I flew back and started making preparations to go. I packed my stuff in a rented truck, and started off to California to be with the woman I loved. It was all well and good until I stopped in a desert hotel just past Las Vegas.
Renee has been waiting for me to show up for two and a half years now. There seems to be no escape from this cursed hotel.
-End-

I never really thought seriously about keeping a diary. They make it out to seem that all girls have one, but I never did. Just never could get into it. The events of the last year or so, however, need to be recorded somehow, and this is the only way I could think of to do it.
I am going to give this my best shot.
August 16, 2001 -- A Day That Shall Forever Live In Infamy
"The world became a very unpleasant place to live this morning. Our soverign empire has been dealt a blow so horrible this morning, that we may never recover from it." Began Emporer Rufas V. "At 7:06 am Eastern Standard Time the Bolshevik Regime invaded the states of Korea, Vietnam, China, and Laos. They attempted to bomb Tokyo, but the Air Force had already been alerted to their presence.
"Now, my brothers and sisters, I call out to you. I call out to you to aid this mighty American Empire in completely removing the Bolsheviks from this Earth!"
That was pretty much it for the day. Rufas got the support for his war. I had, at the time anyway, absolutely no intention of being a part of it. I was content with my quiet life, and my boyfriend who wasn't.
August 16, 2002 -- Airforce Here I Come!
I joined the Air Force today. I did it for the free education and travel opportunities. Or so I keep trying to convince myself. I leave in February.
October 28, 2002 -- Woe Is Me
Oh how I wish that Tom was not so oblivious to the fact that I am so insanely in love with him that it is not funny. One would think that after all of the stuff that we have done together these last few years, that he would at least have some idea. I think that he really just puts up with me. Ever since I told him I was leaving for 10 years, he has become somewhat distant towards me. He becomes moody and (dare I say it?) depressed whenever he hears me talk about it. Which, for someone who just "tolerates" me, seems fairly odd. Whatever.
I think I will try to make him see my true feelings before February, but I am not holding my breath. It looks like my only option will be to run away from my feelings and the man I love after all.
Although, I can't quite shake the feeling that I am missing something...
February 16, 2003 -- AAARRRRAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
It hit me as I was boarding the plane that morning. I would have kicked myself if I was coordinated enough. He knew that I loved him all along. The worst part of it is that I was totally unaware of the fact that he loves me too! Why did he not say anything to me though?
July 28, 2003 -- Ooh, Big Big Scary Secret Mission! Ooh!
I was given a very dangerous assignment this morning. It would seem that I am flying a group of scientists and archeologists deep into the heart of what we like to call "Commie Country." In other words, Asia. They plan to retrieve some big artifact or something that is sacred to the commies. Good luck us. We will need it.
--Today is actually the 16th of August, in the year of our Lord 2003 A.D.--
August 16, 2003 -- Disorientation Station. Please Disembark At Your Convenience
I just regained consciousness. I need to write down what happened now before I forget. Maybe make some sense of it. Where am I anyway?
Anyway, that can wait, writing is more important.
We set out as planned yesterday evening. We were going to Washington D.C. to pick up the archeologists. Some freak storm kicked up right where we were. Storms are nothing for me. We have weather defense screens and the lot, so it should have not been a problem. It was.
We were hit by a massive bolt of lightning. I don't know if everyone was killed right then, or if they are here with me. I was the only one who did not pass out (or die, I am not sure). The plane lost all power, so I started to glide in a downward direction, in hopes of being able to land on a smooth patch of desert, or even, if my luck held, the highway. To make a long story short, I got down just fine. I was hit on the head by something, just as we touched down, Naturally I passed out.
Now that that is down, I think it is time to find out just where I am, and where I can get some food.

Thursday, January 16, 2003

To Find A Queen Without A King

Original Title: August 16, 2003 - Going To California Pt. 1

Cat
and, so as to prove that i am doing more than sitting around doing nothing with these stories....
August 16, 2003
-Going To California Pt. 1
Prologue-
Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start, Going To California with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane, never let them tell you that they're all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
as the children of the sun began to awake.
Seems that the wrath of the Gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time
I'll meet you up there where the path
Runs straight and high.
To find a queen without a king,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings... la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
-End Prologue

It has now been six months since the woman I love left for the Air Force. I might also add that it has been a depressing six months. I never told her how I felt about her, but I think she not only knew, but loved me as well.
We did not actually have any sort of "formal" relationship. Probably a good thing. We were able to keep our jobs that way. We worked in a small bookstore in South Carolina. She had been working there for two years, and as a manager for one and half of those years when I got hired. Company policy forbade dating other employees, but we did things together outside of work anyway. There were no problems with that becaue we kept it quite seceret.
Our little outings were usually planned when it was just the two of us there. Never supposed to have any less than 4 people in the store at all times, but she was good at guaranteeing our privacy.