Oooh It Makes Me Wonder

Original Title" “Questions”

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.
Ask me anything you want.
Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Down On This Killing Floor

*Gale keels over and collapses in a headache and fatigue induced heap upon the cold tile floor that is directly under the computer in the kitchen.
Damn.

Viva Las Vegas

Music: Gallow's Pole ~ Page & Plant
The Evil Criminal Test
Congratulations, you're Henry Kissinger!
Widely viewed as an unindicted terrorist, only Pol Pot rivals you for being responsible for the most deaths of innocent people in South East Asia. You, in collaboration with the Nixon administration, helped put General Pinochet in power and kill Salvador Allende. You also helped coordinate the secret bombing of Cambodia.
And despite all that, you won a Nobel Peace Prize - for your work in Vietnam.
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you are a murderous bastard with the following fine graphic:

Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.

GO ME!!!

A Pocketful Of Gold

Music: Lines On My Face ~ Peter Frampton
So sorry.
No phone tonight.
I was bad and forgot to charge it last night. So it is sitting on my desk being all plugged in, and greedily stealing power from the world in general.
So, yeah. No phone tonight!

Animal Crackers Loop The Loop

I HAVE ANIMAL CRACKERS!
All is right and proper with the world

And The Joke’s On…

So.
Yeah.
Um...
It was brought to my attention that someone I barely know seems to have gotten my name tatooed onto her arm. I don't like the thought of that. I sincerely hope that was some form of joke.

I’m Not Drunk, I’m Just Drinking

God that was great. Alcohol works wonders for stress. I am not condoning the whole drinking on the job thing, but tonight, that stuff was a Godsend.
Thank you!
Granted, it resulted in my being like half drunk for most of the night, but hey, I ain't arguing.
I also forgot how great black coffee is.

I’m Making A Career Of Evil

and now you are threatening me?

Today’s Tom Sawyer Mean Mean Pride

Hmm...
Six things for you tonight:
1 - There is Gale hair all over the keyboard. I have rather a lot of it, so it tends to pull out when I run my hands through it like i have spent the last 10 minutes doing
2 - I must go and sell my soul to fast food hell once again tomorrow
3 - "The Adventures of the Stainless Steel Rat" is an awesome book!
4 - I still want a kitty hat
9 - I can't believe you got this far

Burn Baby Burn! Disco Inferno!

Some people don't know quality when it is right in front of them. I swear!
I installed Firefox on my mom's computer. She decided it was some crummy firewall and removed it.
Can you belive it?
The nerve of some people. Honestly!