People Are Strange When You Are A Stranger

Thanksgiving and Christmas at the grandparents house is horrible.
So many people.
This is about half of them in the picture.
I am related to all of them but I could only tell you about half of the names.  That is sad. 
Really.

I usually hide in another room

You Can’t Take The Sky From Me

So, a DVD that I planned to buy after Christmas showed up at my door today.
I did not order it or anything.
It looks as though I am going to need to make a phone call to verify what I think happened.
The odd thing is that today IS the release date for the DVD in question.

I Want To Lie Shipwrecked And Comotose

Original Title: It is cold outside

I just watched the first 3 minutes of the Unaired American pilot episode of Red Dwarf.
My thoughts on the subject are as follows:
1:50 Sex joke already
2:00 Kryten...Thank God
Rimmer...gay? Seems that way.
Lister? Not a British sleazeball? Inconceiveable!
Unaired...Thankfully

Its cold outside,
There's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie,
Shipwrecked and comotose,
Drinking fresh,
Mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

Tags:

• america,
• red dwarf,
• sucks

Get A Good Job With More Pay And You're Okay

Original Title: Pertaining to Amy checking her tracking number

I miss Katie.

I need money to go to the Starbucks on a non-Thursday to see her.

I have not been to the Starbucks since Monday. I am broke.

Like a joke.

That does not smoke.

I shall not be at the Starbucks until Tuesday afternoon.

Because I can ca$h my paycheck a day early. Tuesday is a non-Thursday day.

Ooh! Four and a half days!

Whoo!

• Current Mood: sore

Runnin’, Hidin’

Original Title “There is a spool of thread in your iced tea!”

Look at the street, it's time to eat.

I really hate the internets sometimes. They are so boring. All it would seem that I have to keep me entertained is a Livejournal to gripe in. The person on the phone is making me regret calling her.

Grr...

On a more positive note, this one girl at work tried to hook me up with her friend whom I shall simply call "Psycho Bitch" because she is a psycho bitch. I declined for obvious reasons. A crazy old woman decided that I should get with this other crazy girl that works there. Assuming that she quits with the drugs, quits with the smoking, dumps the boyfriend, and grows half a brain. Again, I declined for obvious reasons. Then this mexican cat started wondering why I had no girlfriend. All in the same bloody day.

Then I ran out of money.

Anyone want to give me some?

I shall not stop you.

I actually had something useful to say in this space, but I have totally forgotten about it at this stage.

So, goodnight cats.

Can I Get A Witness

Also...
The internet is boring!

Tell Me All My Love's In Vain

Original Title: Pertaining To Insanity I Thought Long Since Vanished

Don't hold me to this, but I think my crazy friend may be back in town.
This may or may not bode well.
I shall see.

So Take Your Seats And Don't Be Late

I love being me sometimes.
Here I sit attempting to procure "A Sitch In Time" and "So The Drama," (Yes, the Kim Possible Movies) for my own personal amusement based on the fact that that is one of the best shows on the television at the moment, whilst updating the "Journal-Ma-Bob," downloading the Trillian, listening to Styx, and eating fruit.

Truly an exciting life I lead.

Sorry. Got sidetracked taking a quiz on one of the Internets. Pretty crappy.

Anyway...
I went on a mad crazy quest to find out where I can buy those Fruitworks drinks. Seems to be nowheres.
Depressing. So I bought some new work shoes at the Store Which Shall Not Be Named. I drove quite a ways to get to it as well. I also bought some animal cookies.

My Favorite Katie In The Entire World now knows that she is indeed My Favorite Katie In The Entire World. She seemed to be intrigued by that. She also likes animal cookies, it would seem.

Good Times, Bad Times, You Know I’ve Had My Share

Several Things...
1. I just left a website because "This site is best viewed with Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.0, at the resolution of 1024x768." was at the bottom.
2. I applied at a place that I would be interested in working today, only to have the store manager tell me that she was going to "set up a fabulous interview" when she gets back from L.A. next week. Whoo...
3. I know that there are more things, but I can not remember them.

Freedom Fries

Music: Freedom Fries ~ Robert Plant
So. Yeah.

At present I am running Windows ME which I upgraded to from Windows 98SE, which was an upgrade from Windows 95, which was an upgrade from Windows 3.11 For Workgroups, which was an upgrade from Windows 3.1, which was an upgrade from Dos 6.22. Once this has been updated completely it will be upgraded to Windows 2000 Professional. Chances are these mad crazy upgrades will stop there. Because I like Win2KPro. It works for me in ways that all of the others do not.

Also. Mail came today.
Free brownies (I assume). Free tupperware. No bomb. No letter of clarification. Doable, I guess.

* Update * 23:27* Update *
Ate a brownie.
After ten minutes, I am still not dead.
We shall see what the morrow brings...