Like A Drifter I Was Born To Walk Alone

The universe hates me.
I now have all of the proof I need.
It seems that any girl I take some sort of interest in will, without fail, move out of state.
I know this seems like a strange assumption, and people are all "You're too paranoid," but you can not argue with the facts.
Between '99 and now there has been:
Abby - Oklahoma
Michele - New York
Rachelle - Colorado
Amy - Texas
Jessica - California, and now Arizona
Rachel - Pennsylvania
Judy - Florida
It would appear that the girl I have been talking to for a while now is going to go off to Colorado in the very near future (July 1).
Considering I have had no interest in anyone who is not on this list, I feel that I need no more proof that the universe hates, loathes, and detests me.

Beneath The Ink-Black Skies

Should anyone care, Fit The 1 - 22 of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy are now available for download on my site.
You really should listen to them.
Eleven hours you will not regret.
Unless you are very strange or a corporate shill.
Anyway, goodnight all

Everyone’s So Happy

Fit The Twenty-First is up.

I recorded this one myself using the wmp 5.1 surround stream, so it sounds a lot better than last weeks.

I am going to do it this way from here on out.

And Everything’s So Nice

So, yeah.

I just uploaded the newest episode of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy to my website.
Should anyone want, I can give them the link for download purposes.

It is not a problem to put the first two series up as well, should someone want or need them

Burn The Land And Boil The Sea

"This is going to get pretty interesting."
"Define Interesting."
"Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die."

Crazy Little Thing

So, I have this one friend who works at the Starbucks, and I mentioned her in an email to someone else yesterday. The ad that google dredeged up had this address www.wholelattelove.com.

I found this insanely amusing due to the fact that she decided to start talking to me, and did so by commenting upon one of my Led Zeppelin shirts.

Just an amusing little thing.

Leave My Girl Alone

This is almost reason enough to to go this
I mean, considering that this is going to be right around here somewhere, and I even have a vague idea where it is to be.
Who was it that said nothing good happens in Indiana?
They are, for the most part, right.

Bring A Nickel Tap Your Feet

so i have decided that my late night shopping adventures, combined with many of the other things i do would be worty of an extremely amusing web comic.
only issue is that i have no artistic talent whatsoever. but, i have gone and written out many of my adventures. most notably being my wal mart trip from last night where i had to make a hasty get away and my most recent trip to the southport meijer. all i am saying about that one is that it involved golf clubs and vampires.

Whiskey In The Jar

I have this little palm top computer, and i am working on making something for it that is similar to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. r
ight now, i am going to be scouring the books for the guide entries, but if anyone wants to contribute an article for anything, anywhere, fictional or no, it shall be added.
i am doing it as an html file for the moment, so if, once i get it set up so i can transfer it between computers, anyone wants a copy, it shall be no problem.
but, please, feel free to submit any number of entries pertaining to any number of places.

And I Think To Myself

Most of you know about this, but for those of you who don't, click here