Thursday, February 13, 2003

That's The Way To Do It

 Chicken

Armed With Screwdriver, Man Robs At Least 10 Stores

Police Warn Screwdriver Is Dangerous Weapon

MERRIAM, Kan. -- Police are searching for a masked robber who has hit 10 stores in the area armed with a screwdriver, KMBC reported.

Yasir Farooqui was robbed in Merriam by the suspect Tuesday afternoon.

"It's like you feel like, you know, somebody came into your house and stole whatever they want," Farooqui said.

Police warn that a screwdriver can be a dangerous weapon.

"We wouldn't recommend anyone offer resistance to him. A screwdriver can kill you just like a knife can," said Sgt. Joe Wellington with the Kansas City, Mo., Police Department.

Tuesday, the suspect demanded money and cigarettes from Farooqui, who gave up the goods.

Then the suspect drove off in a white, four-door car.

The suspect, who is described as a white man about 6 feet tall with a medium build, has robbed stores in both Kansas and Missouri, police say.

"He's hit Roeland Park, Mission, Merriam, Shawnee, Prairie Village and Kansas City," Wellington said.

Farooqui said that he felt violated but is glad he wasn't hurt.

"The money isn't worth your life, you know? He took a few thousand bucks. That's fine, as long as I'm not injured. That's all that matters," Farooqui said.

If you have any information about the robberies, police ask that you call the TIPS hot line at (816) 474-TIPS.

Chicks For Free

Original Title: ¡Stuff!

Raptors
¡Hola!

I started on two books yesterday! The Roads Between The Worlds and The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts.

Whoo!

Great fun at work the last few days. We got a new manager chick. for awhile anyway. She seems nice enough. She has lasted through 3 days of training, so she will probably finish at least. Enough about me.

Wait. That does not work. "More about me" should be the phrase used there!

So...

I bought the coolest record this afternoon! Cheap Trick At Budokan. The LP. 2.98 at Half Price Books. I also bought Been A Long Time by Double Trouble (Stevie Ray's former band), and another (my 4th) copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

Gads. I need to get up early again today. Goodnight all!

Thursday, February 6, 2003

Hi Ho Hi Ho

Hi Ho Hi Ho It's Off To The Army I Go!

Led Zeppelin Avacado
Several things happened today.

1. It is my "Friend's" birthday.

2. I have started my new book.

3. There is nothing to write here

Pertaining to #1--

Happy birthday again! I would say "You know who you are!" but seeing as how you have never seen the site, you probably don't care that it is here!

Pertaining to #2--

I started reading "A Nomad of The Time Ssreams - A Scientific Romance" by Michael Moorcock this afternoon. It is the first book in my 100 books in a year goal. I am working on putting a page together that lists the title, author, number of pages, date started, amd date completed so all of you out there may track my progress. I will also put down my opinion of the book in question as an added bonus. I might make the title a link to another page that has reviews or something cool like that.

Pertaining to #3--

Why did you even bother looking here???

Also. While I was cleaning at work tonight, I remembered the bit about a "S.E.P. Field" from "Life, The Universe, And Everything" by Douglas Adams (Yes, that trilogy will be up there on the list too! look for it!). Basically the theory behind a S.E.P. (Someone Else's Problem) Field is this:

You see something that clashes with your comfortable view of reality, and your brain says "That is really odd and wrong! I will pretend that it is not there and let someone else deal with it!" The human brain then filters the object completely out.

Here is the scene: about 4 feet inside the door, behind the counter at work. placed in the approximate center of the aisle. Right in the way (We are talking "knock it over or walk around it" in the way). Standing upright on the bristles. Balancing perfectly.

My test was simple. I stood a broom up. Then I walked off. I kept an eye on the broom.

A few minutes later, a co-worker came walking through. He walked right around the broom. I waited a few minutes to make sure he was not going to grab it or anything and then walked up to him. I said "Did you see the broom or did your brain say "Hmm...That broom is standing up. That is not supposed to happen. I will therefore pretend like it is not there!" and then proceed to filter it out."

His response was "What broom?"

I pointed. He looked. Then said "Filtered it out." and went back to what he was doing as though the broom was not even there.

I left it there. Another co-worker came by. Walked around it 4 times at least in the course of 10 minutes. Shortly thereafter he was freaking out because he could not find it, and I was laughing so hard that I almost hurt myself.

Gads. One would think that you could invade a country in a similar fashion. Give your army pink uniforms, then station them strategically throughout the capitol city. What would you think if you saw some random crumb-bum dressed in pink standing on a street corner? You would probably pretend that he does not exist. Which is perfect for the invaders! At the specified time come strolling into wherever the government is and say "Oh, by the way. It would appear that we have you surrounded. Feel free to surrender."

Wow. I almost feel like I would have a future in the Army. I actually happen to know that I WOULD if ever I wanted!

Saturday, February 1, 2003

And I Know You Never Read A Book

Original Title: 100 Books In 365 Days

Jesus Sense
I decided tonight that from the time I start the next book in the series I am reading until that day next year, I am going to attempt to read 100 books. Seems a fairly reasonable goal. I don't think it will be much of a challenge, but I will try.

Thursday, January 30, 2003

Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog

Original Title:

"Scared, Happy, Sad. All in a matter of moments!"

Cat
A few things...

The other night at work there was this chick through the drive through. We could not tell if she was flirting with me or with the chick who was the manager at the time. Frankly, we were both afraid to ask.

I am so happy! I just bought my off the internet with my debit card. Usually I do it with checks or money orders. I tried once before with the debit card, but it did not work out for whatever reason. So, I am happy about that, and it promises to be a good book.

Lastly. I keep removing you from my buddy list, but you keep cropping back up. If you still read this, B9, feel free to let me know what it was that I did. I am rather sad about this recent turn of events.

Tuesday, January 28, 2003

(Gaming) Jesus Take The Wheel

Jesus Sense
gamingjesus
You are... Gaming Jesus! You stalk young couples'
tents to protect them from zombies, play Sim
City in the dirt when you get bored, and can
convert water into alcoholic beverages.


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Goodnight Sweet Readers, And A Flight Of Angels To Sing Thee To Thy Rest
-Gale

Last Time I Was Sober, Man I Felt Bad






Monday, January 20, 2003

We Did It...We Did It...

Original Title: Lake...

Cat 2
Lake, Tunnel, Snowy Mountain...AAARRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My horoscope for today:
In the past you may have preferred not to acknowledge your own psychic abilities, dear Virgo, but today they could prove impossible to ignore. Visions, premonitions, and telepathic messages from others could be popping into your mind all day. This shouldn't be treated as something strange, but rather you should regard it as a source of inner power. Abilities like this increase your understanding of others as well as yourself.
As I sit here doing this, Dora The Explorer is on the T.V. I did not think it was possible for a show to be THAT irritating!

Friday, January 17, 2003

Mirrors On The Ceiling, Pink Champagne On Ice

Original Title: Story time!

Spike
I have bunches of things I want to write about right now, but I am not. I am going to make this entry, add something to my template, then go to bed. It is after all, almost 4 am.A little about the entry first off. It is the background story of the 3 main characters to my little "Hotel California" based story. I realize you could get some of it from the "older" pages, but I am going to conglomerate it all here. Mostly because I am such a nice guy.
By the way, August 16th is indeed an important date. It will be explained later on. As will some serious space-time continuity issues. They will all be explained very soon. so, assuming i have not scared you too badly, here goes:
August 16, 2002 -- Gambling
Red...
Black...
Red...
Black...
Red...Looks like I will live to see another day. For the last thirteen months and seventeen days I have started my day with a turn of the roulette wheel. If it ends up red, I will live to see another day. If it ends up black, I can finally put myself out of my misery. With every turn of the wheel, every drop of the ball, I hope for the black. Red every time. Thirteen and a half months is to much of a coincidence for me. The hotel is driving me insane.
For the past twenty-six years I have been a prisoner here. A prisoner of my own device probably, but a prisoner nonetheless.
It all started in 1967. I was the guitar player for a little band called Brain Damage. We started out playing in various clubs and bars, and, like most bands, we developed a small cult following. Soon we ended up with a major record contract, and we went from being a small club band to a nationally known and loved band. None of us really expected that to happen, so we took the whole thing just one little step at a time.
It went good for the first three years, but something about 1970 changed us. More me than us though. Suddenly everyone and their brother wanted to be just like Johnathon Betlow Goodman - Johnny B. Goode as I was known at the time. My image started to grow. At first it was fun to be larger than life. With each performance, however, it seemed my image grew another foot. In late 1975, after hundreds of shows, 7 albums, and millions upon millions of screaming fans looking at me as though I am some sort of god, Johnny B. Goode said "No more!"
After discussing the issue with my fellow bandmates, we decided it would be best to go our own separate ways. At least until everything calmed down. I thought it would be fun to travel a bit, but I wanted to go somewhere that no one had ever heard of me.
After a lot of research, my girlfriend Ruth decided we should go to Italy. It seemed the logical thing to do, seeing as how I had never actually been there. That alone, was a sufficient reason for me.
After a relaxing six months in Rome, we flew back to the States. I came back a week before she did so I could find a place to live and get our stuff out of storage.
On the way back to California, the plane had some engine trouble, and was forced to land in Las Vegas. I did not want to sit around in some airport, so I bought a car and decided to drive back to Sacramento. A journey which I am, twenty-six years later, yet to complete.
-End-

August 16, 2003 -- Going To California Pt. 1
Prologue-
Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start, Going To California with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane, never let them tell you that they're all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
as the children of the sun began to awake.
Seems that the wrath of the Gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time
I'll meet you up there where the path
Runs straight and high.
To find a queen without a king,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings... la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
-End Prologue

It has now been six months since the woman I love left for the Air Force. I might also add that it has been a depressing six months. I never told her how I felt about her, but I think she not only knew, but loved me as well.
We did not actually have any sort of "formal" relationship. Probably a good thing. We were able to keep our jobs that way. We worked in a small bookstore in South Carolina. She had been working there for two years, and as a manager for one and half of those years when I got hired. Company policy forbade dating other employees, but we did things together outside of work anyway. There were no problems with that because we kept it quite secret.
Our little outings were usually planned when it was just the two of us there. Never supposed to have any less than 4 people in the store at all times, but she was good at guaranteeing our privacy.
If those were "The Best Of Times," then I guess that makes these "The Worst Of Times."
August 16, 2006 -- Going To California Pt. 2
It would appear that I have not written in this little black notebook of mine. A mistake I now plan to rectify.
After I found out where my "friend" was going to be stationed, this crazy little scheme I had dreamed up years ago came rushing back into my mind. The plan in question, was indeed, the very reason I took the job at the bookstore to begin with. I was going to save lots of money and then go to California. It was all well and good, until I met Renee.
Anyway, back to the story. I found out that she was going to be stationed in California. I mentioned my little plan to her via letter, and needless to say, she was ecstatic. I loved the idea, she loved the idea, therefore we were both happy, and soon to be together once again. So, I took a vacation, and flew down there for 2 weeks. I found out that I could just transfer from the bookstore in South Carolina the store in Sacremento. Whoo! I also secured an apartment. Then I flew back and started making preparations to go. I packed my stuff in a rented truck, and started off to California to be with the woman I loved. It was all well and good until I stopped in a desert hotel just past Las Vegas.
Renee has been waiting for me to show up for two and a half years now. There seems to be no escape from this cursed hotel.
-End-

I never really thought seriously about keeping a diary. They make it out to seem that all girls have one, but I never did. Just never could get into it. The events of the last year or so, however, need to be recorded somehow, and this is the only way I could think of to do it.
I am going to give this my best shot.
August 16, 2001 -- A Day That Shall Forever Live In Infamy
"The world became a very unpleasant place to live this morning. Our soverign empire has been dealt a blow so horrible this morning, that we may never recover from it." Began Emporer Rufas V. "At 7:06 am Eastern Standard Time the Bolshevik Regime invaded the states of Korea, Vietnam, China, and Laos. They attempted to bomb Tokyo, but the Air Force had already been alerted to their presence.
"Now, my brothers and sisters, I call out to you. I call out to you to aid this mighty American Empire in completely removing the Bolsheviks from this Earth!"
That was pretty much it for the day. Rufas got the support for his war. I had, at the time anyway, absolutely no intention of being a part of it. I was content with my quiet life, and my boyfriend who wasn't.
August 16, 2002 -- Airforce Here I Come!
I joined the Air Force today. I did it for the free education and travel opportunities. Or so I keep trying to convince myself. I leave in February.
October 28, 2002 -- Woe Is Me
Oh how I wish that Tom was not so oblivious to the fact that I am so insanely in love with him that it is not funny. One would think that after all of the stuff that we have done together these last few years, that he would at least have some idea. I think that he really just puts up with me. Ever since I told him I was leaving for 10 years, he has become somewhat distant towards me. He becomes moody and (dare I say it?) depressed whenever he hears me talk about it. Which, for someone who just "tolerates" me, seems fairly odd. Whatever.
I think I will try to make him see my true feelings before February, but I am not holding my breath. It looks like my only option will be to run away from my feelings and the man I love after all.
Although, I can't quite shake the feeling that I am missing something...
February 16, 2003 -- AAARRRRAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
It hit me as I was boarding the plane that morning. I would have kicked myself if I was coordinated enough. He knew that I loved him all along. The worst part of it is that I was totally unaware of the fact that he loves me too! Why did he not say anything to me though?
July 28, 2003 -- Ooh, Big Big Scary Secret Mission! Ooh!
I was given a very dangerous assignment this morning. It would seem that I am flying a group of scientists and archeologists deep into the heart of what we like to call "Commie Country." In other words, Asia. They plan to retrieve some big artifact or something that is sacred to the commies. Good luck us. We will need it.
--Today is actually the 16th of August, in the year of our Lord 2003 A.D.--
August 16, 2003 -- Disorientation Station. Please Disembark At Your Convenience
I just regained consciousness. I need to write down what happened now before I forget. Maybe make some sense of it. Where am I anyway?
Anyway, that can wait, writing is more important.
We set out as planned yesterday evening. We were going to Washington D.C. to pick up the archeologists. Some freak storm kicked up right where we were. Storms are nothing for me. We have weather defense screens and the lot, so it should have not been a problem. It was.
We were hit by a massive bolt of lightning. I don't know if everyone was killed right then, or if they are here with me. I was the only one who did not pass out (or die, I am not sure). The plane lost all power, so I started to glide in a downward direction, in hopes of being able to land on a smooth patch of desert, or even, if my luck held, the highway. To make a long story short, I got down just fine. I was hit on the head by something, just as we touched down, Naturally I passed out.
Now that that is down, I think it is time to find out just where I am, and where I can get some food.

Thursday, January 16, 2003

To Find A Queen Without A King

Original Title: August 16, 2003 - Going To California Pt. 1

Cat
and, so as to prove that i am doing more than sitting around doing nothing with these stories....
August 16, 2003
-Going To California Pt. 1
Prologue-
Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start, Going To California with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane, never let them tell you that they're all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
as the children of the sun began to awake.
Seems that the wrath of the Gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time
I'll meet you up there where the path
Runs straight and high.
To find a queen without a king,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings... la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
-End Prologue

It has now been six months since the woman I love left for the Air Force. I might also add that it has been a depressing six months. I never told her how I felt about her, but I think she not only knew, but loved me as well.
We did not actually have any sort of "formal" relationship. Probably a good thing. We were able to keep our jobs that way. We worked in a small bookstore in South Carolina. She had been working there for two years, and as a manager for one and half of those years when I got hired. Company policy forbade dating other employees, but we did things together outside of work anyway. There were no problems with that becaue we kept it quite seceret.
Our little outings were usually planned when it was just the two of us there. Never supposed to have any less than 4 people in the store at all times, but she was good at guaranteeing our privacy.