Thursday, February 13, 2003

That's The Way To Do It

 Chicken

Armed With Screwdriver, Man Robs At Least 10 Stores

Police Warn Screwdriver Is Dangerous Weapon

MERRIAM, Kan. -- Police are searching for a masked robber who has hit 10 stores in the area armed with a screwdriver, KMBC reported.

Yasir Farooqui was robbed in Merriam by the suspect Tuesday afternoon.

"It's like you feel like, you know, somebody came into your house and stole whatever they want," Farooqui said.

Police warn that a screwdriver can be a dangerous weapon.

"We wouldn't recommend anyone offer resistance to him. A screwdriver can kill you just like a knife can," said Sgt. Joe Wellington with the Kansas City, Mo., Police Department.

Tuesday, the suspect demanded money and cigarettes from Farooqui, who gave up the goods.

Then the suspect drove off in a white, four-door car.

The suspect, who is described as a white man about 6 feet tall with a medium build, has robbed stores in both Kansas and Missouri, police say.

"He's hit Roeland Park, Mission, Merriam, Shawnee, Prairie Village and Kansas City," Wellington said.

Farooqui said that he felt violated but is glad he wasn't hurt.

"The money isn't worth your life, you know? He took a few thousand bucks. That's fine, as long as I'm not injured. That's all that matters," Farooqui said.

If you have any information about the robberies, police ask that you call the TIPS hot line at (816) 474-TIPS.

Chicks For Free

Original Title: ¡Stuff!

Raptors
¡Hola!

I started on two books yesterday! The Roads Between The Worlds and The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts.

Whoo!

Great fun at work the last few days. We got a new manager chick. for awhile anyway. She seems nice enough. She has lasted through 3 days of training, so she will probably finish at least. Enough about me.

Wait. That does not work. "More about me" should be the phrase used there!

So...

I bought the coolest record this afternoon! Cheap Trick At Budokan. The LP. 2.98 at Half Price Books. I also bought Been A Long Time by Double Trouble (Stevie Ray's former band), and another (my 4th) copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

Gads. I need to get up early again today. Goodnight all!

Thursday, February 6, 2003

Hi Ho Hi Ho

Hi Ho Hi Ho It's Off To The Army I Go!

Led Zeppelin Avacado
Several things happened today.

1. It is my "Friend's" birthday.

2. I have started my new book.

3. There is nothing to write here

Pertaining to #1--

Happy birthday again! I would say "You know who you are!" but seeing as how you have never seen the site, you probably don't care that it is here!

Pertaining to #2--

I started reading "A Nomad of The Time Ssreams - A Scientific Romance" by Michael Moorcock this afternoon. It is the first book in my 100 books in a year goal. I am working on putting a page together that lists the title, author, number of pages, date started, amd date completed so all of you out there may track my progress. I will also put down my opinion of the book in question as an added bonus. I might make the title a link to another page that has reviews or something cool like that.

Pertaining to #3--

Why did you even bother looking here???

Also. While I was cleaning at work tonight, I remembered the bit about a "S.E.P. Field" from "Life, The Universe, And Everything" by Douglas Adams (Yes, that trilogy will be up there on the list too! look for it!). Basically the theory behind a S.E.P. (Someone Else's Problem) Field is this:

You see something that clashes with your comfortable view of reality, and your brain says "That is really odd and wrong! I will pretend that it is not there and let someone else deal with it!" The human brain then filters the object completely out.

Here is the scene: about 4 feet inside the door, behind the counter at work. placed in the approximate center of the aisle. Right in the way (We are talking "knock it over or walk around it" in the way). Standing upright on the bristles. Balancing perfectly.

My test was simple. I stood a broom up. Then I walked off. I kept an eye on the broom.

A few minutes later, a co-worker came walking through. He walked right around the broom. I waited a few minutes to make sure he was not going to grab it or anything and then walked up to him. I said "Did you see the broom or did your brain say "Hmm...That broom is standing up. That is not supposed to happen. I will therefore pretend like it is not there!" and then proceed to filter it out."

His response was "What broom?"

I pointed. He looked. Then said "Filtered it out." and went back to what he was doing as though the broom was not even there.

I left it there. Another co-worker came by. Walked around it 4 times at least in the course of 10 minutes. Shortly thereafter he was freaking out because he could not find it, and I was laughing so hard that I almost hurt myself.

Gads. One would think that you could invade a country in a similar fashion. Give your army pink uniforms, then station them strategically throughout the capitol city. What would you think if you saw some random crumb-bum dressed in pink standing on a street corner? You would probably pretend that he does not exist. Which is perfect for the invaders! At the specified time come strolling into wherever the government is and say "Oh, by the way. It would appear that we have you surrounded. Feel free to surrender."

Wow. I almost feel like I would have a future in the Army. I actually happen to know that I WOULD if ever I wanted!

Saturday, February 1, 2003

And I Know You Never Read A Book

Original Title: 100 Books In 365 Days

Jesus Sense
I decided tonight that from the time I start the next book in the series I am reading until that day next year, I am going to attempt to read 100 books. Seems a fairly reasonable goal. I don't think it will be much of a challenge, but I will try.