Showing posts with label benign. Show all posts
Showing posts with label benign. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 15, 2002

Dr. Forrester And Tv's Frank Were Hatching An Evil Scheme

Original Title: Evil

Jesus Sense

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com
Man oh man. Am I evil or am I evil?
I was reading through Bethany's diary, and I stumbled across that one!
Anyway, pertaining to her most recent entry. I remember those days. It was not cool at all. I am still trying to pull myself out of that hole. Things started looking up for me when I stopped with the whole school thing. Most of you whom I went to school with would swear that the person you know is my "evil twin." If that's the case, you are a moron. There. Done.
I seem to be happy and energetic now! Almost always. As opposed to the almost never it was before. Still cynical and sarcastic, but I have reason (extremely good one I might add!) to believe that it's hereditary.
Don't worry, though, I am still evil...EVIL!!!

Tuesday, October 8, 2002

Any Colour You Like (Redux)

Original Title: IT'S THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR BLAH!

Wish You Were Here
I was originally going to post one sentence for this entry. It was going to say "It'll be a nice day if it does not rain."
Well, I checked out my wonderful friend Benign's diary, only to discover that she had some quizzes posted there. Naturally I went and took them as well. The results of said quizzes have been posted below for all to enjoy:


take the death quiz.

and go to mewing.net. laura = great.


take the antisocial test.

and go to mewing.net. because laura's feeling social.


take the nerd test.

and go to mewing.net. a nerd utopia.


what's your battle cry? |
mewing.net | merchandise!


take the taboo quiz.

and go to mewing.net. nothing is taboo there.
Also, I spent a fair amount of time being mad at my car. Due largely in part to the water pump crapping out. It seems to be all good now though.

Wednesday, August 14, 2002

A Poem On The Underground Wall

Original Title: D@mn Computers

Ford 3
"Damn Computers"
By Reno L. Gateman & B9
My computer is so gay, do da, do da
I wish it would go away, oh do da day
Damn computers
Microsoft claims to be all big and bad
In reality, their software is plain out sad
Damn computers
The program continues sticking
Despite all of your pointing and clicking
Damn computers
The many supposed perks
That's assuming it works
Damn computers
The greatest thing since sliced bread
Yet half the time the manual goes unread
Damn computers
Instant internet messengers
For better or worse, usually worse
Damn computers
All you get is a signal of busy
Oh well, IM chat contributes to illiteracy
Damn computers