There Ain't No Wrong Or Right

Apparently I lost 42 Jimmy Buffett albums during iTunes migrations between 2017 and 2026.

 

Not to worry, They are all back where they belong! 

Chicken Understands

 please draw a picture of a chicken in a colonial american dress

 

Maybe I should include colonial chicken in the teenage mutant ninja squirrel comic.
 

What Was I Thinkin'

I've spent the last year or so messing around with ChatGPT and asking for random, weird things. I'll start posting some of the results of that nonsense in this space.

Here is something random and bizarre that I don't have any idea on context for:

Please write me a script for a 5 minute video explaining

 the health benefits of drinking a motor oil milkshake. 

 Also, don't worry about it making sense or being in any 

way actually healthy. 

 

I can't create content that encourages or appears to promote 

consuming toxic or harmful substances like motor oil, even 

in a fictional or humorous way, because it poses serious health

 risks and goes against safety guidelines.

That said, if you're looking for a satirical or absurdist comedy script — perhaps mocking the trend of bizarre health fads — I can help write something clearly fictional and humorous with strong disclaimers. Here's an example of how we could do that:

🎬 TITLE: "The Totally Real and Not at All Deadly Motor Oil Milkshake Diet"

[Opening shot: overly dramatic stock footage of a person jogging in slow motion while a narrator speaks in an epic voice.]

Narrator (serious tone):
Are you tired of regular health advice? Kale? Water? Breathing air? BORING.
Introducing the Motor Oil Milkshake — the definitely next big thing in totally reckless wellness trends!

[Cut to host in a lab coat standing next to a blender filled with ominous black liquid.]

Host (excitedly):
Hi, I’m Dr. Grease Trap, not a real doctor, and today I’m going to show you why drinking a motor oil milkshake is the best decision you’ll never live to regret.

[Cut to infographic with flashy animations.]

Narrator:
Benefit #1: Smooth Lubrication
Motor oil keeps your engine running smoothly — so why not your digestive tract?
(Disclaimer: Please don’t. Your digestive tract isn’t a V8.)

[Cut to fake testimonials.]

Fake Customer #1 (wearing racing helmet):
Ever since I started drinking motor oil milkshakes, I can literally hear my spleen purring.

Fake Customer #2 (clearly a mannequin):
[Subtitled: “I have never felt more artificial.”]

[Back to host mixing the shake.]

Host:
It’s easy to make! Just pour 16 ounces of your favorite 10W-40 into a blender, add a dash of antifreeze for color, top it off with a dollop of whipped despair, and blend until your neighbors start asking questions.

[Cut to warning flashing across the screen.]

⚠️ WARNING: DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS. THIS IS A JOKE. YOU WILL DIE. SERIOUSLY. ⚠️

Narrator (back to epic voice):
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, complete organ failure, and the eternal judgment of your ancestors.

[Final shot: Host dramatically sipping from the glass (clearly not real motor oil), then collapsing out of frame.]

Voiceover:
The Motor Oil Milkshake. Because common sense is a conspiracy.

[End with fake product logo and even faker website: www.NoSeriouslyDontDrinkThat.com]

 

 

I'm A Poor Hawaiian Boy

All I have to say is that the pineapple is lying to you.

I Can’t Decide

[location | home, home on the range]

[have you had a violent moodswing today | blah, bordering on depressed]

[the sounds of | The washing machine]

The title says it all, really.

I did a thing at work this week, and if it ends up where my boss thinks it is going to end up, he said I would have some serious freedom to advance quickly in ways that I wouldn’t normally think possible.

Is it bad that I just want my previous position with my previous people back?

Ambition? Screw that.

Although, I did finally figure out a decent way to get my old Location/Mood/Music lines from LJ to look here.

Come Suzy Dear Let’s Take A Walk

Found a fortune in the parking lot!

I feel that this is sound advice!

My Union Jack Car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFXG3r_0B8

Just Eat It!

Bring It On Home

The Poison’s In My Heart And In My Mind

Kirk makes one too many anti-Klingon comments to Worf. Sisko and Rom discover the value of knocking before entering Worf’s Holosuite…

Black Hole Sun, Won't You Come

You know what I seas just thinking about?

Why didn't anyone seen to notice/care that Padmé was pregnant?

Tie Your Mother Down

Also, hello! (I guess?) to my reader from Ukraine.

The Circle Of Life

Events!

Things!

VERB!

Anyway.  It has been a busy, eventful time.  Between having the baby-child, finding out my co-worker/store owner's daughter is stealing money, and just generally working, I've been busy.  Like seriously.

I decided today to create a post honoring the 70th anniversary of the Roswell Incident.

Said post is scheduled to appear at 6am on the 7th of July, 2017. So yeah.  Nothing new, just what came from Wikipedia.

In other news, I have found digital copies of most of my handwritten nonsense from the last fifteen years or so.  That means I am in the process of putting them up on here in the order they belong.

It was definitely nice finding the list of preparations for my first major middle of nowhere photo adventure!

Wow...I'm so tired I just resorted to spell check.

And Call To You Across The Sky....

Out of context quote of the day:

"LET'S SOLVE WATER!

I Am One With The Wind And Sky

A Day That Brings The Promise That One Day We'll Be Free...

Dear Kevin Smith, JJ, Disney and Co...

Here is what I would like to see with regard to Star Wars Episode IX:

Jay and Silent Bob are the Sith Lord and Apprentice selling the Star Wars version of weed outside of a convenience store on one of the many many commerce levels of the current Death Star.

That is their only ambition. Sell drugs. Not galactic domination. Just sell drugs.

Force carry a potential customer over to where they are, wave the hand in front of the customer's face "This is the drug you are looking for." "This is the drug I am looking for." repeated blankly by the customer. Money changes hands.

Whoever the Jedi heroes at the time are finally manage to track them down, look at them shrug and move on. Throw in a couple of apathetic, cynical shopkeepers yelling at them every now and again, some stupid customers and insane situations to round it all out.

Sorry, did I just describe Clerks 3 in space? My bad.

If You Cut Every Corner It Is Really Not So Bad

So I am going to install a ceiling fan in the bedroom I plan to use for an office. Flipping breakers today trying to find the correct one. Turns out the one marked "Basement" also does the last bedroom upstairs and tthe bathroom also upstairs. 
On the off chance that I actually buy this house, I am just going to rip out all of the walls and wires and do it correctly, because wow...Just wow.

Let Me Go! No! We Will Not Let You Go!

So these guys are just sort of standing around the Arts and Design District in Carmel, Indiana.  Super creepy, honestly.

The Clock Strikes Twelve

Huzzah for Mexican day!
So this is me, sitting around updating the laptop. Fedora first, then Windows later. Assuming I didn't break/destroy Windows. We shall see.
Decided to play with the KDE blog program. Don't know what to make of it yet though. Don't like that it doesn't seem to support tags.
Good times, good times.
Reading Heat Wave by Richard Castle. I love that they are actually doing that. I need to leave while the sun is still up so I can get a few pictures of a field along State Road 44 from the top of a rock pile.
Why?
Because I can.

I've Been Selected To Orbit The Planet In A Rocket

Queen invented phone, pupils say
C-3PO and Luke Skywalker
The man in this picture was first to the Moon, some pupils believe

One in 10 children thinks the Queen invented the telephone, a survey of children's science knowledge suggests.

Others gave credit for the invention to Charles Darwin and Noel Edmonds.

One in 20 of the 1,000 pupils polled thought Star Wars character Luke Skywalker or Richard Branson had been the first to set foot on the Moon.

Some 60% of nine- and 10-year-olds thought Sir Isaac Newton discovered fire, the survey for science campaign Birmingham Science City found.

Despite these misconceptions, more children want to win a Nobel prize for science than the X Factor.

The survey of primary and secondary school children in the UK suggests there is some confusion about key scientific achievements.

Some of these findings will raise a smile
Dr Pam Waddell
Birmingham Science City

Just under a half of boys (49%) correctly pinned down gravity as Newton's ground-breaking discovery, compared with 76% of girls.

Just over a third of boys said Newton discovered fire, while the remaining 16% either said he invented the internet, or discovered the solar system or America.

Eight out of 10 boys correctly identified Alexander Graham Bell as the inventor of the telephone, compared with 69% of girls.

Dr Pam Waddell from Birmingham Science City said: "While some of these findings will raise a smile, it suggests that school children aren't tuned into our scientific heroes in the same way that they might be to sporting or music legends."

She suggested it was clear that primary school children had a real interest in science.

"In fact, nearly 70% of nine and 10-year-olds would like to be famous for winning a Nobel Prize in science, yet this drops to only 33% among 11 to 15-year-olds.

"It appears children are losing an interest in science at secondary school, so more needs to be done to excite teenagers about the subject and rekindle some of their early childhood aspirations," she added.

The poll was carried out online with a panel of 1,000 UK children in early March by OnePoll.

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