People Are Strange When You Are A Stranger

Thanksgiving and Christmas at the grandparents house is horrible.
So many people.
This is about half of them in the picture.
I am related to all of them but I could only tell you about half of the names.  That is sad. 
Really.

I usually hide in another room

You Can’t Take The Sky From Me

So, a DVD that I planned to buy after Christmas showed up at my door today.
I did not order it or anything.
It looks as though I am going to need to make a phone call to verify what I think happened.
The odd thing is that today IS the release date for the DVD in question.

I Want To Lie Shipwrecked And Comotose

Original Title: It is cold outside

I just watched the first 3 minutes of the Unaired American pilot episode of Red Dwarf.
My thoughts on the subject are as follows:
1:50 Sex joke already
2:00 Kryten...Thank God
Rimmer...gay? Seems that way.
Lister? Not a British sleazeball? Inconceiveable!
Unaired...Thankfully

Its cold outside,
There's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie,
Shipwrecked and comotose,
Drinking fresh,
Mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

Tags:

• america,
• red dwarf,
• sucks

Runnin’, Hidin’

Original Title “There is a spool of thread in your iced tea!”

Look at the street, it's time to eat.

I really hate the internets sometimes. They are so boring. All it would seem that I have to keep me entertained is a Livejournal to gripe in. The person on the phone is making me regret calling her.

Grr...

On a more positive note, this one girl at work tried to hook me up with her friend whom I shall simply call "Psycho Bitch" because she is a psycho bitch. I declined for obvious reasons. A crazy old woman decided that I should get with this other crazy girl that works there. Assuming that she quits with the drugs, quits with the smoking, dumps the boyfriend, and grows half a brain. Again, I declined for obvious reasons. Then this mexican cat started wondering why I had no girlfriend. All in the same bloody day.

Then I ran out of money.

Anyone want to give me some?

I shall not stop you.

I actually had something useful to say in this space, but I have totally forgotten about it at this stage.

So, goodnight cats.

Can I Get A Witness

Also...
The internet is boring!

Tell Me All My Love's In Vain

Original Title: Pertaining To Insanity I Thought Long Since Vanished

Don't hold me to this, but I think my crazy friend may be back in town.
This may or may not bode well.
I shall see.

So Take Your Seats And Don't Be Late

I love being me sometimes.
Here I sit attempting to procure "A Sitch In Time" and "So The Drama," (Yes, the Kim Possible Movies) for my own personal amusement based on the fact that that is one of the best shows on the television at the moment, whilst updating the "Journal-Ma-Bob," downloading the Trillian, listening to Styx, and eating fruit.

Truly an exciting life I lead.

Sorry. Got sidetracked taking a quiz on one of the Internets. Pretty crappy.

Anyway...
I went on a mad crazy quest to find out where I can buy those Fruitworks drinks. Seems to be nowheres.
Depressing. So I bought some new work shoes at the Store Which Shall Not Be Named. I drove quite a ways to get to it as well. I also bought some animal cookies.

My Favorite Katie In The Entire World now knows that she is indeed My Favorite Katie In The Entire World. She seemed to be intrigued by that. She also likes animal cookies, it would seem.

Good Times, Bad Times, You Know I’ve Had My Share

Several Things...
1. I just left a website because "This site is best viewed with Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.0, at the resolution of 1024x768." was at the bottom.
2. I applied at a place that I would be interested in working today, only to have the store manager tell me that she was going to "set up a fabulous interview" when she gets back from L.A. next week. Whoo...
3. I know that there are more things, but I can not remember them.

Freedom Fries

Music: Freedom Fries ~ Robert Plant
So. Yeah.

At present I am running Windows ME which I upgraded to from Windows 98SE, which was an upgrade from Windows 95, which was an upgrade from Windows 3.11 For Workgroups, which was an upgrade from Windows 3.1, which was an upgrade from Dos 6.22. Once this has been updated completely it will be upgraded to Windows 2000 Professional. Chances are these mad crazy upgrades will stop there. Because I like Win2KPro. It works for me in ways that all of the others do not.

Also. Mail came today.
Free brownies (I assume). Free tupperware. No bomb. No letter of clarification. Doable, I guess.

* Update * 23:27* Update *
Ate a brownie.
After ten minutes, I am still not dead.
We shall see what the morrow brings...

Jump Into A Taxi And The Time Is Gettin’ Tight

also
i built a usb cd-rom

Pack Up My Belongings, I’ve Got To Get Away

so yeah
about to move
like the day after tomorrow
and seeing as how we technically haven't a place to go, we shall be staying with my grandmother for a week or 3. which means no computer for this kid for a week or 3.
anyone have a laptop they don't need that supports windows 2000 and has usb ports that they want to send me?

Yes A Spoonful Of Sugar Helps The Medicine Go Down

Original Title "-"

Sweet zombie jesus...

• Current Mood:rad

Like A Drifter, I Was Born To Walk Alone - Update

In reference to a post I made a while back, which was:
"It would appear that the girl I have been talking to for a while now is going to go off to Colorado in the very near future (July 1)."
It would appear that it all fell through at quite literally the last moment. In that she had her car sold, job pretty much done, everything ready to go. Whatever. She barely managed to keep her job (not the story she gave, but you know), and is trying to get transferred back to the store she got hired at, but I was told that was going to very badly, but Jenny does not know this.
I realize that this reads very badly, I might update it when I know for sure.
She told me that they wanted her to stay around for another month to help with the training, and cover for vacation. I made the connection that she might have not been altogether truthful when she told me that from the fact that she was supposed to have left more than a month ago. She is still around, so I am not arguing.

Take It Back

Original Title “Rhetorical Nonsense”

Why do clowns make people laugh?
Why do people love puppy dogs?
Why do little blue midgets hit me with fish?
We're all doin' it, chum. That's what we do. We do it. Do what? Therein lies the mystery!
When you get in bed with evil incarnate, it always takes the covers.
Step one; we need an archenemy. The most powerful, deadly, and brilliant criminal mastermind we can find. Someone who will burn his fetid midnight oil hatching up a thousand plots to annihilate us. Someone within easy commuting distance would be a plus.

One Of These Days

One Of These Days
Pink Floyd
Turin, Italy
9/13/1994
I really need to get my hands upon that song.
The whole album would be nice, but at the moment, I am focusing on that one song...
Any help would be shiny.

Been Dazed And Confused For So Long It’s Not True

I have this thing I think I need to write about.
I will try to compose it in a semi-coherent way in a bit

Sing Me A Melody, Sing Me A Blues, Walk Through The Bottomland Without No Shoes

I went to the Starbucks this afternoon.
Surprise there...

These two employees were arguing with each other about something stupid. I would probably have just laughed and watched if not for the fact that one of them was a girl whom is very interesting and amusing to talk to.

I was going to throw one of my shoes at the other guy, but I felt I might hit the girl and that was not something I wanted to do.

I went through the drive thru later, only because the church across the street was having their little festival. I was talking about it to the girl from before, and the guy she was arguing with came up and listened for a moment. Then he interjected with "And you still have both of your shoes!"

Poor Katie, the look she had on her face when he said that was so amusing. Then I explained everything to her. She thanked me for being concerned, and our conversation wandered along on it's nicely random path.

Now back to my movie...

Not Just Anybody

Ah, closure.

The Rain In Spain Stays Mainly On The Plain

Looks like monsoon season started early this year…

I’ve Never Been To Boston In The Fall

ARGH!
Fierce Pirates we be!