Showing posts with label mad crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mad crazy. Show all posts

Saturday, June 13, 2026

I've Been Dazed And Confused For So Long It's Not True

I asked Chat-GPT to analyze my iTunes library. It went ahead and incorporated a lot of the nonsense that I've asked it to make for me over the last year, and honestly, I'm kind of okay with this. 
 
I should probably start compiling this annually. It would be interesting to see how my iTunes library evolves during the course of each year.
  

 Library by the Numbers

Based on the XML you uploaded:

  • 19,180 tracks
  • 426 artists
  • 1,396 albums
  • Roughly 5,350 hours of audio
    • That's about 223 straight days of continuous listening.
  • Music spanning at least the 1950s through the 2020s.

This is not a casual collection.

This is a curated archive.


Your Taste Profile

The Holy Trinity

Your collection is built around three pillars:

1. Classic Rock

The undisputed champions are:

  • Led Zeppelin (1,239 tracks)
  • Pink Floyd (731 tracks)
  • Queen + Paul Rodgers (644 tracks)

These aren't "I own the greatest hits" numbers.

These are "I own every concert recording I can get my hands on" numbers.


2. Live Recordings

The biggest revelation from your library is that you are obsessed with live material.

Albums like:

  • Live At The BBC
  • Live At Wembley Stadium
  • Mirror Ball – Live & More
  • Live 1978–1992

show up repeatedly.

Many music fans collect songs.

You collect performances.

You want to hear:

  • alternate solos
  • crowd reactions
  • mistakes
  • extended jams
  • different eras of a band

That's a very specific kind of music nerd.


3. Soundtracks & Video Games

One of the biggest surprises:

Your collection contains substantial soundtrack material including:

  • Super Mario Odyssey
  • Super Mario 3D World
  • Final Fantasy IX
  • The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
  • Command & Conquer
  • Command & Conquer: Red Alert

This lines up perfectly with your retro gaming interests.

You don't merely play games.

You remember them.


The Biggest Plot Twist

Hanson

You have exactly what I'd expect from:

  • Zeppelin fans
  • Floyd fans
  • Sabbath fans
  • Rush fans

Then suddenly:

Hanson — 299 tracks

That is one of the funniest statistical anomalies in the entire library.

The musical equivalent of:

"I collect antique military rifles, classic muscle cars, and... Beanie Babies."

It's wonderful.


Genre Breakdown

Your top genres include:

  1. Rock
  2. Recording Of Independent Origin
  3. DVD
  4. Country
  5. Pop
  6. Classic Rock
  7. Progressive Rock
  8. Christmas
  9. Soundtrack
  10. Blues
  11. Metal
  12. Comedy

This is interesting because it means you aren't actually a pure rock listener.

You are a:

  • rock listener
  • soundtrack listener
  • comedy listener
  • concert collector
  • spoken-word listener

all at once.


The Collector Archetype

Many people build libraries in one of four ways.

The Casual Listener

Owns 300 songs.

Not you.

The Trend Follower

Owns mostly recent hits.

Definitely not you.

The Completionist

Owns entire artist catalogs.

Partly you.

The Archivist

Collects weird versions, live shows, radio broadcasts, soundtracks, rarities, and forgotten releases.

This is overwhelmingly you.


Personality Indicators

If a psychologist looked only at your music library, I suspect they'd conclude:

High Curiosity

You don't stay inside one lane.

Classic rock fans usually don't also have huge game soundtrack collections.

You do.


High Nostalgia

Not "living in the past."

More:

"The past contains cool things worth preserving."

That attitude appears in:

  • retro games
  • classic rock
  • vintage comics
  • historical education projects
  • older books

The library reflects the same tendency.


Strong Sense of Humor

The presence of comedy albums, novelty music, radio material, and artists like Weird Al Yankovic is completely consistent with your conversations.

You seem to enjoy things that are both good and funny.


Appreciation of Craft

Your favorite artists tend to feature:

  • elite guitarists
  • strong songwriters
  • memorable live performers

You seem more interested in skill than fashion.


If Your Library Were a Museum

It would have four wings:

Hall 1: The Temple of Classic Rock

Led Zeppelin.
Pink Floyd.
Queen.
Rush.
The Beatles.


Hall 2: The Concert Vault

Bootlegs.
Live albums.
BBC sessions.
Rare recordings.


Hall 3: The Arcade

Mario.
Zelda.
Final Fantasy.
Command & Conquer.

Visitors spend far longer here than expected.


Hall 4: The Weird Stuff

Comedy.
Novelty recordings.
Oddball discoveries.
Things nobody expected to find.

Possibly guarded by ninja squirrels.


The One-Sentence Summary

Your library doesn't belong to someone who asks, "What's popular?"

It belongs to someone who asks:

"What's interesting, and do I have the live version?"

And after looking at nearly 20,000 tracks, that might be the single most accurate description of your musical personality.

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Take It On The Run

Today was insanity.

We were literally double booked for lunch. There was lunch at one place at 1 and at another place at 2:30.

Back to the first place about 6:30 for dinner.

Otherwise, yeah. Driving around, dealing with a nutjob child due to lack of sleep, and following Project Redwood's progress on Jalopnik/Twitter.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

He Picks Up The Mail From The Slot

Spike
I just discovered a stack of mail that I did not realize I still had.  Most people get no kind of thrill out of opening a letter anymore because for the most part mail in letter form is something most people don't wish to receive anymore.

This stack of mail is what people sent me when I lived in South Carolina for a few months.  It's amazing some of the stuff that is in there.  Such as the letter from lovecharlie.

Such a very long time ago in some respects, not so very long ago in others.

Wednesday, April 5, 2006

MMMMBop

Original Title: Chicken, it's what's for dinner

I am crazy...
Crazy like a chicken!

Friday, February 10, 2006

MM, I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends

I need a drug habit.
That way I will have some excuse when I say or write or do something and someone just looks at me and says "Dude? What the fuck? Where did that even come from?"
As it is, I just blame it on society, or further proof of how far my mind has escaped me these last few years (if you are someone I have had dealings with during the last couple of years). Some people say I am freakishly creative, some people hand me a drug test form.
If only I had the drug habit.
Also, despite being what appears to be the crack-cocaine of the Interwebs, Myspace is not considered a drug. Which is fine. Myspace is, as was previously mentioned, THE DEVIL. Or so I am told.
Where I am concerned, it looks more like a Livejournal clone that very few people acutally know how to use properly. They seem to have turned it into a web-based instant messenger. Got news for you cats, it is called AIM express (http://www.aimexpress.aol.com).
I mean cripes, what is the deal cats?
So, goodnight cats.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

We Opened The Window, Played Some Nintendo

Original Title: Tops of Desks…

So, yeah
Just decided to completely change the look and feel of the desktop on the computer.

Still the Windows 2000

Thursday, October 17, 2002

Heavy Like A Bomb Baby Come On And Get It On

Original Title: Mets Application

Ford 3
Here is an interesting and fun thing I found this evening.
Employment Application for the
New York Metropolitan Baseball Club
Name: _________________________________
Current address: _________________________
New address, beginning October 2003: _______________
Previous job experience (days served): _______________________
Reason for being asked to leave: ________________________________
_______________________________________________________
Did the job live up to expectations? (If so, please discontinue filling out the remainder of application): _______________________
Most recent salary (discounting concession stand slush funds): _________________________________
Education (If any beyond sixth grade, you should be smart enough to avoid this job): _______________________
Do the words "Transparent Scapegoat" bother you? (If no, please continue filling out application): _______________________
References (Darryl Strawberry phone calls no longer accepted): ____________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________
Psychiatrist (name and office phone): _______________________
How many children would you have before you named one Mookie? __________
Would you describe your collection of disguises as ample, merely adequate, or nonexistent? __________________
Please indicate your "good" side and "bad" side for purposes of photography (note: The Post will be notified of your bad side, The Times notified of your good): ______________________________
Are you currently, or have you ever been a red-headed stepchild? ________________________
When you read about Sherman burning Atlanta to the ground, are your tears motivated primarily by joy, or sadness? ______________________
Do you suffer from bouts of extreme nausea, headaches, rashes, or jealousy upon hearing the words "Damn Yankees"? ______________________________________
Would you rather be considered a crazed masochist or a naïve moron? _____________________________________________
Essay Questions
(write 1,000 words on one of the following)
When shopping, do older, overpriced models upset or entice you?
What is the most effective way to stage a player-manager marijuana intervention WITHOUT hurting the player's feelings, disciplining him, or expressly forbidding a player from continual usage?
Which would bother you more and why: your starting catcher holding hands with a man, or doing a commercial with Alf?