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Sunday, May 6, 2018
Sunday, April 8, 2018
Tiny Dancer
I had so much to accomplish today.
All I really got done was drink a margarita and lose at Ticket To Ride.
Twice.
The second round was awful. We both scored fewer than 90 points…It was a bad game.
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Intergalactic Planetary, Planetary Intergalactic
So. There is a limit to the amount of twittering one person can do in an hour and a half...Thanks J.J.! #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Pretty sure there is a dump truck dropping gravel onto Kirk's windshield. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites New Vulcan? Really? New Vulcan...The best minds in the galaxy and New Vulcan is the best we can come up with? #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites The Enterprise needs a captain who knows what he is doing...You are the best we've got. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Kirk has a magic plan. Spock objects. In advance. Shocking. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Oh my. Kirk is not being self centered. That. Is. Amazing. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Let's fix our mistake by blowing up the best ship in the fleet? Oh yeah! Go Team Peacekeepers! #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites So. It's the 22nd Century and they have Transwarp drive already? #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Admiral Colonel Sanders needs to stop calling Kirk "son" #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Khan has a creepy assed rage nose while he gives is soliloquy and cries. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Why would a starfleet admiral ask an Ice Age Warrior to make shit? #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites It's a warhead full of a people...Ain't nobody got time for that! #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Glad to see that fibre optic cables are the pinnacle of human technology? #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites I was authorized to end you. You live because I am letting you. Because I am God! #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Doctor Skankus is like "Wow...Kirk actually did it? That is...Like so awesome and shit!" #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Kirk may as well be beating on a side of frozen beef. #intodarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites There is an awful lot going on for an abandoned part of space. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites I feel like the Klingons should be a lot harder to kill. #intodarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Dear Captain Kirk, You are not a leaf on the wind. Thanks. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Spock is using the "My planet was destroyed" card. Whiny bitch. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites And Spockulese is getting reamed. Kirk is being dragged into the domestic dispute. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites I'm sorry Sulu, Your @GeorgeTakei voice sort of fails. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Spock and Uhura on an away mission? This is like the awkward couples getaway with a swinger for a chaperone. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Attention Enterprise...Pike bit it. We're going on a mission of revenge. Let's get it on! #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Scotty's little monkey thing is missing a cowboy hat if he plans to ride the torpedo. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Spock? Shut the hell up. I don't have to think. That is what we pay you for. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Admiral Magic Man just said "Haul Ass" as part of an official mission briefing. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Glad to see that Section 31 existed in the before times? #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites KHAAAAAAAAAAN! Went to see the Klingons. Kirk want's his frackking job back. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Law enforcement takes it's sweet ass time and Sherlock magics himself away. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Man got shot in the face by a fucking spaceship...It's a miracle he didn't get vaporized, yo. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Forget bird through the engine...Fire Prevention System through the engine will fuck some shit up! #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Well. Son of a whore. Spaceship shooting us through the window? #intodarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Pretty sure Admiral George W Bush just declared a war on Terrorism. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites A James Earl Jones wannabe is Spock's new captain? Whoo! Party! #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites And he wants to show off his Enterprise grabbing skills to Kirk. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Pike wants a whiskey to go with his muttonchops and use the word "epic" #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Glad to hear that Stevie Ray Vaughn hasn't dwindled in popularity though. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites And they are not...I repeat NOT buying a Stairway to Heaven. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Let's inject Mickey's daughter child (?) with some random blood. See what happens. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Glad they are bickering like teenage sisters. They have buses in the future? #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNN! is Rocking out to the Beastie Boys? #intodarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites So. The twenty second century and they still haven't cured Scarlet Fever? #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Because we all know he has a ride if he ever needs it. #intodarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites So. Mickey and Martha got a divorce? Or Mickey is just hiding out in the future for awhile? #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites So some primitive computer generated people have decided that the Enterprise is God? Why the hell not. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Through the power of Volcano Magic he becomes...SPOCKULESE! #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Why the fuck did they park the Enterprise in the ocean? That seems like a very extreme way to avoid a parking ticket. #intodarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Glad to see they reused the Vader/Obi-Wan duel set from Revenge of the Sith for this volcano. #intodarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites He jumps out of a spaceship and doesn't say "It's time for some thrilling heroics?" #IntoDarkness #trainjob
0 replies 1 retweet 0 favorites While Spock makes some attempt to lecture Kirk about the Prime Directive and drop a fancy pants ice cube into a volcano? #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites So let me get this straight...I'm watching Assassin's Creed happening in Candyland...#IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Don't know how long this is going to last though. My tequila supply is limited. #IntoDarkness
0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites Hey kids...It's Star Trek #intodarkness time.
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