Tuesday, September 2, 2008

The Real Folk Blues

Spike

"Man can't live on carbohydrates alone, complex or otherwise."
That is the first thing that popped into my head yesterday after taking an inventory of my stockpile of foodstuffs and doing some complicated maths pertaining to the state of affairs in my bank account for the next week.
Foodstuffs:
Ramen
Mac & Cheese
Water
Popcorn
Grilled Cheese (I have enough bread for two more)
Coffee
Bank balance after the rent check clears:
18.71
Lucky for me I have a slew of cashey-monies in a jar on top of my dryer that just got promoted to gas money.
Good week!