Sunday, November 28, 2004

Lady–Conclusion

it is amazing just how fragile we really are.

one never stops to think about just how easy it is for a single life to be snatched away, or how much that single life may mean to one or many many people.

the only time we really stop to think about it is when it happens to someone who we could not think it could happen to.

Annie, I shall miss you far more than you could ever know

Saturday, November 27, 2004

Lady

Why can I not ever have a good day?


Everything looked good when i went to bed this morning. then someone comes knocking on the door saying that annie (my step-sister) has been in some horrible car accident, that she is at the hospital, that she is not awake, nor has she been since she got there.

needless to say, i have spent the last 4 or 5 hours at a hospital hoping that my sister does not die.

if i wind up making myself scarce for the next couple of weeks, that would be why.

Annie, we are all praying for you, get better, we demand it!

Friday, November 19, 2004

Mike Nelson And His Robot Pals Are Caught In An Endless Chase

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefgnaw
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Sidecheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefrock
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Machine Guns Ready To Go

Music: Another One Bites The Dust ~ Queen
So I was thinking about my hatred of internet explorer (due mostly to the fact that I am on my mom's computer, and she has, for some totally unfathomable reason, uninstalled Firefox. For the THIRD TIME!), and I thought about doing an entry about just how much I hated it.
I then realized that there's not enough time in the day to do something of that magnitude.
So, I invite all of you who don't read this to go leave comments pertaining to your hatred of this evil browser as well.
Internet Explorer, Oh how much I hate thee...
Let me count the ways...
1. unsafe
2. evil
3. tabless
4. pop-ups in abundance
5. microsoft
6. too large to be of any use
and from here I leave this into your more than capble hands

Friday, November 12, 2004

We’ll Free Them From Their Condos

ah math
in order to get through my high school math classes i came up with this little theory.  it worked wonders.
even if it was because i got credit for creativity.
My theory of Random Mathmatics is as follows:
Any question can have any answer for any reason.
simple isn't it?
here's an example
Question:
2+7=?
Answer:
Waffles
Why?
The chair has been glued to the ceiling.