We’ll Free Them From Their Condos

ah math
in order to get through my high school math classes i came up with this little theory.  it worked wonders.
even if it was because i got credit for creativity.
My theory of Random Mathmatics is as follows:
Any question can have any answer for any reason.
simple isn't it?
here's an example
Question:
2+7=?
Answer:
Waffles
Why?
The chair has been glued to the ceiling.