Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Ridin' Along In This Big Ol' Jet Plane

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Something you don't want to hear from the pilot of your airplane:

Good afternoon from the cockpit, ladies and gentlemen.  This is your captain, Captain Steve.  We're looking at about three hours down to San Diego today, we're expecting a smooth flight, I have turned off the "fasten seat belts" sign and you are free to move about the cabin.  I have a ball of heroin about the size of a monkey's fist jammed straight up my asshole.  Beautiful weather down there, clear skies, and seventy-eight degrees..."

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