Something you don't want to hear from the pilot of your airplane:
Good afternoon from the cockpit, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain, Captain Steve. We're looking at about three hours down to San Diego today, we're expecting a smooth flight, I have turned off the "fasten seat belts" sign and you are free to move about the cabin. I have a ball of heroin about the size of a monkey's fist jammed straight up my asshole. Beautiful weather down there, clear skies, and seventy-eight degrees..."
Good afternoon from the cockpit, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain, Captain Steve. We're looking at about three hours down to San Diego today, we're expecting a smooth flight, I have turned off the "fasten seat belts" sign and you are free to move about the cabin. I have a ball of heroin about the size of a monkey's fist jammed straight up my asshole. Beautiful weather down there, clear skies, and seventy-eight degrees..."
- Current Location:The Place of Employment
- Current Mood: crazy
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