The Last Few Bricks

Original Title: The History Of The Spork Pt. 4

I do not like the way those last 2 paragraphs look together. Sorry, that is just not going to work. So, let's see if I can't get it better this time.
Ok. Back to the story!!
Finally, after years of failure and dejection, Forkifeller McSpooniker was a household name. The success of the Spork was just totally unprecedented. After Chef Platine began endorsing the Spork, everyone wanted not one, not two, but entire sets of them! It was insane! Forkifeller himself made billions in the first month.
Mr. McSpooniker was able to go and buy himself the most expensive and technilogically advanced starship the galaxy had to offer. It was also the most unpredictible starship ever built. It was powered by an Infinite Improbability Drive, which, it should be noted, had insanely devestating effects on the planet of Ginantonnix
A slight explanation of the Infinite Improbability Drive seems to be in order. The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing vast interstellar distances in a mere nothingth of a second, without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. You merely tell the computer what you want to happen, it then calculates the probability of it happening, and then the drive basically tells space and time to get bent. Which, one might add, it does nicely. Granted there is the added element of unpredictability, such as a planet randomly turning into a giant bananna cream pie or a flock of geese (who then proceed to axphyxiate almost immediatly). Something like that happened to Ginantonnix.
Shortly after takeoff, he clicked the Improbability Drive on. Rumor had it that the Francieanian Pyramids were still intact. He wanted to see for himself. So after feeding the required information into the computer, the computer convinced the planet Ginantonnix that it would be a much happier place if it were a giant boquet of roses, and then proceeded to take him to the pyramids.

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