It's Been A Long Lonely, Lonely Loney Time

Is it bad that I had to get my sister's Christmas gift put into the box and sealed up before I wind up staying up half the night playing Golden Eye on the N64 that I am giving to her?

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• 2007,
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Some Postman Is Gonna Cry

Original Title – Mail

So I checked my mail today, for the first time this month.
There was seriously like five pounds of mail crammed in there. Worst part is, it's ALL junk, with the exception of two Verizon bills that have already been paid and a statement from my renter's insurance people telling me that I don't owe them any money for another month, and to therefore have a nice day, and a bank statement.
Four things in that whole mess. The only reason I actually checked it is because I am waiting on more checks to show up.
That's it.

Time...Flowing Like A River

Original Title: Time is (clearly) an illusion...

• Dec. 20th, 2007 at 9:36 PM

Why does my definition of time differ so greatly from the rest of the world?

I was supposed to work from 10-1 this past Saturday. 10-1 is my idea of 10-1, but everyone else's idea of 10-1 was 8:45-5:30.

The people were going to come around and clean my dryer vent between December 10th and 16th.

They did it on the 19th.

Clearly, 19 comes between 10 and 16 on this new timescale the universe seems to be operating on. Can someone please fill me in on what is happening?

Please?
Seriously?

One Of These Days I’m Going To Cut You Into Little Pieces

Original Title: A Dream Achieved

There is nothing better in this life than watching your arch-nemesis being cut into tiny pieces and thrown into a dumpster.
Ah Arby's lobby drink station, where shall I direct my rage now that you have been destroyed?
I was victorious, and that made my day!

They Write Me Letters, Tell Me I’m Great

Original Title - The Hell (15)

Imagine you are given $1,000,000 and told you must give it to one of the following political causes. Where do you donate the money?

• Right to free speech.
• Right to bear arms.
• Pro-choice causes.
• Anti-abortion causes.

I don't know. The right to arm bears would be pretty hilarious though...

I Spent Four Lonely Days In A Brown L.A. Haze

Original Title: Monday, Monday, Monday!

I found my torrent, and I now have my Zeppelin show.
Much happiness here. Also, get to not hear so much Christmas music on the morrow, because for two hours, I am subjecting my customers to a low to mid grade bootleg of the 12-10-07 Led Zeppelin show.
Why? Because that's how I roll!

Good Times…

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYGu1PWRPKc&feature=youtu.be

Edit: Yes, I am aware that the video does not exist anymore.

This Is My Story

Original Title - Biographical things

I am trying to decide on the title for my biography/autobiography. Just so that the hard part is done should someone ever decide to write it.
I have narrowed it down to:
"Scent Of A Jackass"
or
"Every Which Way But Lucid"
The latter being my personal favorite.

Games People Play

I was reading the box for a game at the Starbucks this afternoon, and it said some stuff, then came the words "doodling a poodle."  That threw me for a loop.
Is it just me or do the words doodle a poodle just sound perverse?

• Current Mood: exhausted

And Then One Day You Find Ten Years Have Got Behind You

Happy birthday Sis-Tar!

I’m Making Records, My Fans They Can’t Wait

Original Title: Stalkeration

Location: Home
Music: Life's Been Good ~ Eagles
Stalkeration. I am aware of the fact that it is a made up word. I just made it up.
I just checked, I guess I did not just make it up.
Ah well.
I am posting this here, because I don't the subject of this actually knows it exists. I would post it on the other LJ account, but I don't actually know if she knows it exists or not.
But I digress.
This one girl I know from the Starbucks has recently decided that I am stalking her. Every time I see her conversation takes a turn to that subject at some point or other. I found someone on the okcupid site that I thought was her, and after much deliberating, I sent the person in question a message, only to find out that it is indeed the same girl.
Anyway, that was a couple of months ago. She was making some "Don't be stalking me now, ya hear" comment last week, and I told her that since she smokes, I would not ever dream of such a thing, I then outlined my "Women who smoke" logic to her. The same sort of conversation came about today, and she answered the smoking rebuttal with "I'm trying to quit."
I was all "Damn it." She then proceeded to gripe about her work schedule for the rest of this night and the morrow. I told her she was safe from my alleged stalking, and she decided that she needed to rearrange her work schedule so as to facilitate my stalking of her.
Needless to say, I was slightly creeped out by this.

Dear Whack!

So, it's been seventeen weeks since last I wrote in this eh?

Well, time's fun when you're having flies (if you are a frog, anyway).

Let's see...where to begin

Picking up where I left off...

The Jeep made it's triumphant return from the land of the dead.  Then two months later, the drive shaft broke.  Got that fixed, and then about two weeks ago I blew the transmission.

Super good!

Or not, ya know.

I discovered it would be simpler to merely purchase a new Jeep,  So I did.  The old one is sitting behind my grandfather's barn, and it will continue to do so until I am able to raise the liquid capital required for reincarnation.

Which won't be happening this month.  I get to make something that works out to being about 3 car payments plus my rent this month.

Needless to say, I'm on the poor for a hot minute.  Just barely able to keep my account balance in the clear.

I went to deposit about half the money I got from rolling change this evening, and the other half bought me quite a lot of Ramen.

Yes, I've been poor before.

Anyway, in other news, I've been to Calimafornia, and it was spiffy.

I've accidentally rediscovered an old friend whom I thought I would never see again, and I've made a couple of new lady-folk friends.

Fun stuff there.

I am also marginally ill from Boo Boo The Fool opening a box that reeked of cigarette smoke whilst I was right there.

Damn him.

Anyway, goodnight for now kids, and theoretically, it won't be no stinkin' seventeen weeks before this happens again.

• Current Mood:ill
• Current Music:The kitchen fan

Freakazoid...Chimpanzee!

So, the universe is all about playing creepy tricks on me.

I was aimlessly wandering the MySpace last night, and this girl whom I know and have not exactly seen for something like eighteen months, due largely to the fact that she moved to Colorado about two years ago is last person I come across before deciding to give up on humanity again.

Which struck me as odd.

Help! I Need Somebody!

Former Title “Fabulous...Just Freaking Fabulous.”

Good times, bad times, you know I've had my share...
So, I have been wondering how the George, Paul & Ringo of my little world have been doing the last two and a half years or so, and I realize today that the answer is not as good as I would have hoped.
On the one hand they all seem to be doing pretty decent for themselves, on the other, there seems to be an air of depression surrounding at least two of the three. And frankly, I never really knew the third well enough to be able to tell anything.
I guess all I can do is remember the interesting times that they were nice enough to let me in on, and hope they all remember the good times from days gone by, and derive some joy from those memories, and the fact that they were lucky enough to have the other three there with them for so many adventures and good times.
Should any of them ever get down to my part of the world, I would love to hear from them, but, alas, it will probably not be.
So, good luck my friends who will probably never see this, I wish you nothing but the best of times. Or at least, interesting times, in the many years that will follow.

And Help Me Understand The Best I Can

Former Title “Toasty”

have you had a violent moodswing today? tired

the sounds of Echoes ~ Pink Floyd

Would anyone like any toast?
That is as good a starting point as any.
I have this dilemma. I dislike seeing people I care for suffer. Be it their own neurosis, low self confidence, or some external force that is beyond their control. Have I been there? To an extent, yes. Have I had the exact same problems as any of these people?
No.
I did, at one point in the very distant past have issues with self confidence. Then I realized that people in general suck.
Have I had some mental issues? I came extremely close to having a complete breakdown a few years ago. That was a most unpleasant experience, and I don't recommend it at all. It was mostly due to lack of time to sleep.
And stress. Lots of that.
Had some serious stress points in my life a few years ago, That is more or less a thing of the past now. Between the father making a near miraculous recovery, a new job, and my realization of the sucky state of humanity as a whole, I have managed to rid myself of most of my stress.
What does this have to do with toast?
Why nothing at all, but that doesn't mean that I can't make a reference to the opening sequence of this, that is sure to be a long drawn out rambling post about nothingness in general.
I just wish there was some way that I could help my friends who are suffering from whatever it is that ails them, but, sadly, there is nothing I can do. I can not magically wave my hand and say "Bamf! you have a job!" or "Bamf! your life is good and sleep-filled!"
My strategy for making life bearable was to just start doing random and interesting things. Because, frankly, people tend to be wary of the unpredictable and strange. Which is, more or less me.
The people shy away from me at the store when I am looking at "Where's Waldo?" books in the aisle at 2 in the morning. The employees give me a wide berth when I am having an imaginary jungle adventure that ranges all over the store at 4 in the morning. The Wal-Mart people do not like having tennis balls thrown at them, Nor do they like it when you start a band with the instruments that they have lying about on display in the electronics section for no other reason than you are bored out of your skull.
Also, being mean to people who are stupid is another good hobby. Well, not so much good as entertaining. If you do it right they don't realize what the hell you are even doing. I live for that.
Also jumping out from some random place and making some random noise for no other reason than to scare the living hell out of a person.
Why?
Because that's how I roll!
Let's see. What else? My beloved Jeep is broken.
Still.
I blew the seal on the rear differential, and all of the lubricant ran out all over the roads. That makes me sad. I get to drive the Van From Hell until the Jeep makes it's triumphant return from the land of the dead.
Why do clowns make people laugh?
Why do people love puppy dogs?
Why do little blue midgets hit me with fish?
We're all doin' it, chum. That's what we do. We do it. Do what? Therein lies the mystery!
When you get in bed with evil incarnate, it always takes the covers.
Step one; I need an archenemy. The most powerful, deadly, and brilliant criminal mastermind I can find. Someone who will burn his fetid midnight oil hatching up a thousand plots to annihilate me. Someone within easy commuting distance would be a plus.
Now I need some nice bit of strangeness to tie the next passage to the last one. I don't quite know how to do that yet, but here goes nothing...
I know we have machines to do our bidding. Machines to make our lives easier, thus allowing us to become lazy. What happens when we start having machines to do our thinking too?
Wait...We have those already,,,It's called Television.
What happens when we have machines to believe things so we don't have to? Something like a robot who was a monk who did all our believing for us? What would happen to said monk after he started to get old and fall apart? Something like the following passage:
"So after a hectic week of believing that war was peace, that good was bad, that the moon was made of blue cheese, and that God needed a lot of money sent to a certain box number, the Monk started to believe that thirty-five percent of all tables were hermaphrodites, and then broke down."
Interesting to think about anyway. Just don't turn on the television when you do. In case you haven't noticed, me and the television, not the best of friends.
Overhead the albatross
Hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves
In labyrinths of coral caves
An echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine.
And no one called us to the land
And no one knows the where's or why's.
Something stirs and something tries
Starts to climb toward the light.
Strangers passing in the street
By chance two separate glances meet
And I am you and what I see is me.
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand
The best I can.
And no one called us to the land
And no one crosses there alive.
No one speaks and no one tries
No one flies around the sun....
Almost everyday you fall
Upon my waking eyes,
Inviting and inciting me
To rise.
And through the window in the wall
Come streaming in on sunlight wings
A million bright ambassadors of morning.
And no one sings me lullabyes
And no one makes me close my eyes
So I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky....
Anyway, that seems long and rambling enough for this week. Come back next week for something even more bizarre and insane.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

Went To A Party In The County Jail

Original Title: Prison is where the heart is

Paris Hilton is going to jail...There just may be a god!

• Current Mood: exhausted

I Wish You Well

Original Title: I Miss You

Time: 2007 Feb 05 20:24:00
Sad when people you know, become people you knew. It is one of life's tragedies when you meet someone that you know is meant to be but due to unexpected circumstances and misunderstandings becomes someone you knew. Or when you can walk right past someone that at one part of your life was a big part of your life, and how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life and now you can barely look at them and they at you; and all you have left is that aching feeling in your soul. It's funny how many people have posted this. Guess we are all in the same boat, missing someone, be honest... if you really miss someone, a friend, a love, or family member right now & can't get them off your mind then re-post this titled as "I Miss You". Within one minute whoever you are missing will surprise you. If you break this, you will have the worst love life in one hour. Tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4:30 tomorrow. It could be anywhere so get ready for the shock of your life. If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship problems. Karma: if there is someone you loved or still do and can't get them out of your mind, re-post this in another city. Tonight between 1-4 they will remember how they love you as well. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow

Wake Me Up When September Ends

Original Title “September”

Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are...

JANUARY=PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the center. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them MFE.

FEBRUARY=THUG
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon.
Has more than one best friend.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
but rarely shows it. #####. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.Like somebody with a OCTOBER brithday. Repost this in 5 min. and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match

MARCH=GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of NE of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.likes to keep theyre crushes kinda secret.pretty much flawless If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your
new love in 8 days.

APRIL=SEXY
Hella sexy, loves sex n makin luv, tends to be SOOOOO hott!!Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you
repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye
will introduce themselves and you will realize at
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY=LOVER
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand.
if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins. someone very close to you will become mad
at you in the next 8 days.

JUNE = LUST
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you.
You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takesrep pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and
loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods
about the past and the old friends. Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputation will boost someway in
the next 12 days

JULY=FLIRT
You've got the best personality and are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
and more than likely have a very attractive
partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an
OCTOBER brithday. It is also more likely than that you have a massiverecord collection. When it
comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day
become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you
will meet someone that may possibly become
one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5
minutes.

AUGUST=ATTITUDE
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5
mins and you will meet the love of your life
sometime next month.

SEPTEMBER=SMART
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Great in bed.Inner
and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices.
Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm others.
It is all about love and fairness.Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. ##### and does fullfill.
Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions.
Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all. If you repost this in the
next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.

OCTOBER=HOTTIE
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, IF you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost
in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming
up sometime this month.

NOVEMBER=SWEETIE
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the
next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.

DECEMBER=BEAUTY
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited.
If you repost this in the
next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in a long time.

Been A Long Time

Sorry for not being around so much lately, but between 2 jobs and the Intar - Web being broken at my place of residence, it has been marginally difficult to access the Blog-O-Sphere.
You know how it goes.