Original Title: Stalkeration
Location: Home
Music: Life's Been Good ~ Eagles
Stalkeration. I am aware of the fact that it is a made up word. I just made it up.
I just checked, I guess I did not just make it up.
Ah well.
I am posting this here, because I don't the subject of this actually knows it exists. I would post it on the other LJ account, but I don't actually know if she knows it exists or not.
But I digress.
This one girl I know from the Starbucks has recently decided that I am stalking her. Every time I see her conversation takes a turn to that subject at some point or other. I found someone on the okcupid site that I thought was her, and after much deliberating, I sent the person in question a message, only to find out that it is indeed the same girl.
Anyway, that was a couple of months ago. She was making some "Don't be stalking me now, ya hear" comment last week, and I told her that since she smokes, I would not ever dream of such a thing, I then outlined my "Women who smoke" logic to her. The same sort of conversation came about today, and she answered the smoking rebuttal with "I'm trying to quit."
I was all "Damn it." She then proceeded to gripe about her work schedule for the rest of this night and the morrow. I told her she was safe from my alleged stalking, and she decided that she needed to rearrange her work schedule so as to facilitate my stalking of her.
Needless to say, I was slightly creeped out by this.
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