Dear Kevin Smith, JJ, Disney and Co...
Here is what I would like to see with regard to Star Wars Episode IX:
Jay and Silent Bob are the Sith Lord and Apprentice selling the Star Wars version of weed outside of a convenience store on one of the many many commerce levels of the current Death Star.
That is their only ambition. Sell drugs. Not galactic domination. Just sell drugs.
Force carry a potential customer over to where they are, wave the hand in front of the customer's face "This is the drug you are looking for." "This is the drug I am looking for." repeated blankly by the customer. Money changes hands.
Whoever the Jedi heroes at the time are finally manage to track them down, look at them shrug and move on. Throw in a couple of apathetic, cynical shopkeepers yelling at them every now and again, some stupid customers and insane situations to round it all out.
Sorry, did I just describe Clerks 3 in space? My bad.
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