Tuesday, January 28, 2003

(Gaming) Jesus Take The Wheel

Jesus Sense
gamingjesus
You are... Gaming Jesus! You stalk young couples'
tents to protect them from zombies, play Sim
City in the dirt when you get bored, and can
convert water into alcoholic beverages.


Which 'Shaw Island' character are you?
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Goodnight Sweet Readers, And A Flight Of Angels To Sing Thee To Thy Rest
-Gale

Last Time I Was Sober, Man I Felt Bad






Monday, January 20, 2003

We Did It...We Did It...

Original Title: Lake...

Cat 2
Lake, Tunnel, Snowy Mountain...AAARRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My horoscope for today:
In the past you may have preferred not to acknowledge your own psychic abilities, dear Virgo, but today they could prove impossible to ignore. Visions, premonitions, and telepathic messages from others could be popping into your mind all day. This shouldn't be treated as something strange, but rather you should regard it as a source of inner power. Abilities like this increase your understanding of others as well as yourself.
As I sit here doing this, Dora The Explorer is on the T.V. I did not think it was possible for a show to be THAT irritating!

Friday, January 17, 2003

Mirrors On The Ceiling, Pink Champagne On Ice

Original Title: Story time!

Spike
I have bunches of things I want to write about right now, but I am not. I am going to make this entry, add something to my template, then go to bed. It is after all, almost 4 am.A little about the entry first off. It is the background story of the 3 main characters to my little "Hotel California" based story. I realize you could get some of it from the "older" pages, but I am going to conglomerate it all here. Mostly because I am such a nice guy.
By the way, August 16th is indeed an important date. It will be explained later on. As will some serious space-time continuity issues. They will all be explained very soon. so, assuming i have not scared you too badly, here goes:
August 16, 2002 -- Gambling
Red...
Black...
Red...
Black...
Red...Looks like I will live to see another day. For the last thirteen months and seventeen days I have started my day with a turn of the roulette wheel. If it ends up red, I will live to see another day. If it ends up black, I can finally put myself out of my misery. With every turn of the wheel, every drop of the ball, I hope for the black. Red every time. Thirteen and a half months is to much of a coincidence for me. The hotel is driving me insane.
For the past twenty-six years I have been a prisoner here. A prisoner of my own device probably, but a prisoner nonetheless.
It all started in 1967. I was the guitar player for a little band called Brain Damage. We started out playing in various clubs and bars, and, like most bands, we developed a small cult following. Soon we ended up with a major record contract, and we went from being a small club band to a nationally known and loved band. None of us really expected that to happen, so we took the whole thing just one little step at a time.
It went good for the first three years, but something about 1970 changed us. More me than us though. Suddenly everyone and their brother wanted to be just like Johnathon Betlow Goodman - Johnny B. Goode as I was known at the time. My image started to grow. At first it was fun to be larger than life. With each performance, however, it seemed my image grew another foot. In late 1975, after hundreds of shows, 7 albums, and millions upon millions of screaming fans looking at me as though I am some sort of god, Johnny B. Goode said "No more!"
After discussing the issue with my fellow bandmates, we decided it would be best to go our own separate ways. At least until everything calmed down. I thought it would be fun to travel a bit, but I wanted to go somewhere that no one had ever heard of me.
After a lot of research, my girlfriend Ruth decided we should go to Italy. It seemed the logical thing to do, seeing as how I had never actually been there. That alone, was a sufficient reason for me.
After a relaxing six months in Rome, we flew back to the States. I came back a week before she did so I could find a place to live and get our stuff out of storage.
On the way back to California, the plane had some engine trouble, and was forced to land in Las Vegas. I did not want to sit around in some airport, so I bought a car and decided to drive back to Sacramento. A journey which I am, twenty-six years later, yet to complete.
-End-

August 16, 2003 -- Going To California Pt. 1
Prologue-
Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start, Going To California with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane, never let them tell you that they're all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
as the children of the sun began to awake.
Seems that the wrath of the Gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time
I'll meet you up there where the path
Runs straight and high.
To find a queen without a king,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings... la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
-End Prologue

It has now been six months since the woman I love left for the Air Force. I might also add that it has been a depressing six months. I never told her how I felt about her, but I think she not only knew, but loved me as well.
We did not actually have any sort of "formal" relationship. Probably a good thing. We were able to keep our jobs that way. We worked in a small bookstore in South Carolina. She had been working there for two years, and as a manager for one and half of those years when I got hired. Company policy forbade dating other employees, but we did things together outside of work anyway. There were no problems with that because we kept it quite secret.
Our little outings were usually planned when it was just the two of us there. Never supposed to have any less than 4 people in the store at all times, but she was good at guaranteeing our privacy.
If those were "The Best Of Times," then I guess that makes these "The Worst Of Times."
August 16, 2006 -- Going To California Pt. 2
It would appear that I have not written in this little black notebook of mine. A mistake I now plan to rectify.
After I found out where my "friend" was going to be stationed, this crazy little scheme I had dreamed up years ago came rushing back into my mind. The plan in question, was indeed, the very reason I took the job at the bookstore to begin with. I was going to save lots of money and then go to California. It was all well and good, until I met Renee.
Anyway, back to the story. I found out that she was going to be stationed in California. I mentioned my little plan to her via letter, and needless to say, she was ecstatic. I loved the idea, she loved the idea, therefore we were both happy, and soon to be together once again. So, I took a vacation, and flew down there for 2 weeks. I found out that I could just transfer from the bookstore in South Carolina the store in Sacremento. Whoo! I also secured an apartment. Then I flew back and started making preparations to go. I packed my stuff in a rented truck, and started off to California to be with the woman I loved. It was all well and good until I stopped in a desert hotel just past Las Vegas.
Renee has been waiting for me to show up for two and a half years now. There seems to be no escape from this cursed hotel.
-End-

I never really thought seriously about keeping a diary. They make it out to seem that all girls have one, but I never did. Just never could get into it. The events of the last year or so, however, need to be recorded somehow, and this is the only way I could think of to do it.
I am going to give this my best shot.
August 16, 2001 -- A Day That Shall Forever Live In Infamy
"The world became a very unpleasant place to live this morning. Our soverign empire has been dealt a blow so horrible this morning, that we may never recover from it." Began Emporer Rufas V. "At 7:06 am Eastern Standard Time the Bolshevik Regime invaded the states of Korea, Vietnam, China, and Laos. They attempted to bomb Tokyo, but the Air Force had already been alerted to their presence.
"Now, my brothers and sisters, I call out to you. I call out to you to aid this mighty American Empire in completely removing the Bolsheviks from this Earth!"
That was pretty much it for the day. Rufas got the support for his war. I had, at the time anyway, absolutely no intention of being a part of it. I was content with my quiet life, and my boyfriend who wasn't.
August 16, 2002 -- Airforce Here I Come!
I joined the Air Force today. I did it for the free education and travel opportunities. Or so I keep trying to convince myself. I leave in February.
October 28, 2002 -- Woe Is Me
Oh how I wish that Tom was not so oblivious to the fact that I am so insanely in love with him that it is not funny. One would think that after all of the stuff that we have done together these last few years, that he would at least have some idea. I think that he really just puts up with me. Ever since I told him I was leaving for 10 years, he has become somewhat distant towards me. He becomes moody and (dare I say it?) depressed whenever he hears me talk about it. Which, for someone who just "tolerates" me, seems fairly odd. Whatever.
I think I will try to make him see my true feelings before February, but I am not holding my breath. It looks like my only option will be to run away from my feelings and the man I love after all.
Although, I can't quite shake the feeling that I am missing something...
February 16, 2003 -- AAARRRRAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
It hit me as I was boarding the plane that morning. I would have kicked myself if I was coordinated enough. He knew that I loved him all along. The worst part of it is that I was totally unaware of the fact that he loves me too! Why did he not say anything to me though?
July 28, 2003 -- Ooh, Big Big Scary Secret Mission! Ooh!
I was given a very dangerous assignment this morning. It would seem that I am flying a group of scientists and archeologists deep into the heart of what we like to call "Commie Country." In other words, Asia. They plan to retrieve some big artifact or something that is sacred to the commies. Good luck us. We will need it.
--Today is actually the 16th of August, in the year of our Lord 2003 A.D.--
August 16, 2003 -- Disorientation Station. Please Disembark At Your Convenience
I just regained consciousness. I need to write down what happened now before I forget. Maybe make some sense of it. Where am I anyway?
Anyway, that can wait, writing is more important.
We set out as planned yesterday evening. We were going to Washington D.C. to pick up the archeologists. Some freak storm kicked up right where we were. Storms are nothing for me. We have weather defense screens and the lot, so it should have not been a problem. It was.
We were hit by a massive bolt of lightning. I don't know if everyone was killed right then, or if they are here with me. I was the only one who did not pass out (or die, I am not sure). The plane lost all power, so I started to glide in a downward direction, in hopes of being able to land on a smooth patch of desert, or even, if my luck held, the highway. To make a long story short, I got down just fine. I was hit on the head by something, just as we touched down, Naturally I passed out.
Now that that is down, I think it is time to find out just where I am, and where I can get some food.

Thursday, January 16, 2003

To Find A Queen Without A King

Original Title: August 16, 2003 - Going To California Pt. 1

Cat
and, so as to prove that i am doing more than sitting around doing nothing with these stories....
August 16, 2003
-Going To California Pt. 1
Prologue-
Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start, Going To California with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane, never let them tell you that they're all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
as the children of the sun began to awake.
Seems that the wrath of the Gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time
I'll meet you up there where the path
Runs straight and high.
To find a queen without a king,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings... la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
-End Prologue

It has now been six months since the woman I love left for the Air Force. I might also add that it has been a depressing six months. I never told her how I felt about her, but I think she not only knew, but loved me as well.
We did not actually have any sort of "formal" relationship. Probably a good thing. We were able to keep our jobs that way. We worked in a small bookstore in South Carolina. She had been working there for two years, and as a manager for one and half of those years when I got hired. Company policy forbade dating other employees, but we did things together outside of work anyway. There were no problems with that becaue we kept it quite seceret.
Our little outings were usually planned when it was just the two of us there. Never supposed to have any less than 4 people in the store at all times, but she was good at guaranteeing our privacy.

Wednesday, January 15, 2003

There's A Million Better Bands With A Million Better Songs

Original Title: I did not want to type this again. Click the link to read my entry!

Thursday, January 9, 2003

Now I'm Back In The Saddle Again...

Starbucks
It's been awhile since I have had to put on this particular combination of crimson and black.My vacation was going so good too! Ah well, all good things must come to an end sometime.
And for the record...
The title is indeed the line from the Aerosmith song.

Wednesday, January 8, 2003

Nobody Left To Run With

Jesus Sense
Everybody wants to know where Jimmy has gone
He left town, I doubt if he's coming back home
Well Tony got a job, three kids and a lovely wife
Working at the commerce bank for the rest of his life
[Chorus]
Nobody left to run with anymore
Nobody left to do the crazy things we used to do before
Nobody left to run with anymore
I'm gonna hit the road, adios my friend
Go someplace and start all over again
Don't know where I'm going, like a gypsy out on the road
I'll go someplace and join a traveling show
[Chorus]
Nobody left to run with anymore
Nobody wants to do the crazy things we used to do before
Nobody left to run with anymore
Nobody left to run with anymore
Nobody left to run with anymore
I think Jimmy must have had the right idea
Packed his stuff and he got right out of here
I don't know where he's at but I'm sure that he's ok
Now I realize what Jimmy was trying to say
[Chorus]
Nobody left to run with anymore
Nobody wants to do the crazy things we used to do before
Nobody left to run with anymore
Nobody left to run with anymore
Nobody left to run with anymore

And So Today, My World It Smiles...

Led Zeppelin Avacado
this crazy scheme of mine is actually coming along far too nicely for my taste. I threw out like 80% of my computer junk this afternoon. Also got some applications for various places that i would like to work in my spare time.My cds and records are in a place that shall remain accessible until the very end. I put a lot of my stereo equipment away as well. Also, all of my video game systems and most of the games have been put away.
this whole mess is confusing me. on the one hand, everything is still iffy. moreso now with the almost nine hundred dollars more of work that had to be done to my car the other day. yet, i am still putting things away, and looking for a job, and that sort of thing. idunno what will become of this, but it should be a fun ride!

Tuesday, January 7, 2003

Rebels Been Rebels Since I Don't Know When

Original Title: Men are women's fashion victims. Some of the hottest trends just confuse the poor guys

Starbucks
The majority of men have no sense of fashion, but some women pay a little too much attention to what's coming down the runway.
It's a little-known secret that although most men find the bodies of models attractive, they are completely baffled by their makeup, clothes and hairstyles. Women who adopt these trends may be surprised to find they are repelling those they are trying to attract.
Let's be clear: No one's begrudging anyone a no-fuss haircut or comfortable clothes. God knows men have perfected that art and have no right to pass judgment.
But if you spend a significant chunk of your free time prowling for men, you deserve to know that your new belly-button ring and those weird streaks you put in your hair aren't really turning us on.
Based on hours of unscientific polling, below are some of the fashion trends that puzzle men the most, in no particular order:
-- Peasant blouses: If you're wearing the peasant blouse strictly for comfort, good for you. Most men secretly dream of the day that it will be socially acceptable for guys to wear shirts with billowy sleeves. But if you're trying to attract men, you would be better off in a fluffy down parka. As far as most men are concerned, peasant blouses are a trend that can't go out of style too soon.
-- Little backpacks: The great thing about backpacks is they hold a lot of stuff. Buying a little backpack that will hold only your wallet and two aspirin is like buying a refrigerator that can fit only half a burrito and a can of Red Bull. Another problem with the little backpack: From a distance, it looks kind of like a normal-size backpack being worn by someone really, really big. You may be petite, but a potential suitor might mistakenly think you're 8 feet tall and weigh 550 pounds.
-- Chin-length bob haircuts: Short hair is totally sexy. Long hair is totally sexy. But very few men will honestly admit that they prefer the unfortunate hair limbo that is the chin-length bob. Popularized most recently by author Donna Tartt, "Survivor" contestant Erin Collins and the cast of the movie "Chicago," this haircut makes a shudder run through the spines of men when they see someone famous running around with it, because it might lead to their wife or girlfriend coming home with the same thing.
-- Boots with pointy toes: Giant black boots that come to a point at the toe are OK when you're dressing as the Wicked Witch of the West on Halloween. But on days when it's not socially acceptable to play dress-up, most guys are confused by this trend. Men are already perplexed by the female shoe fetish, so why confuse them any further by purchasing shoes that look like weapons? We all know your feet don't really come to a point at the end, and even if they did, we wouldn't find them particularly exciting.
-- Square thick-rimmed power glasses: At first, the whole sexy-librarian look was pretty hot. But somewhere between Lisa Loeb and Ashleigh Banfield, you went too far and lost us. Now all we think about when we see the square thick-rimmed power glasses is Clark Kent. If you have astigmatism, work part time as a welder or need a secret identity to fight crime, we promise not to hold it against you. For everyone else, feel free to stay away from the Buddy Holly section next time you head to LensCrafter.
-- Jennifer Aniston hair: Few people know this, but Jennifer Aniston was designed by a top-secret team of scientists in a successful attempt to create the perfect-looking woman in the eyes of a 15-year-old boy. The "Friends" star could shave her head bald and cover her dome with Thousand Island dressing, and she would still be one of the 10 hottest women on the planet. But although Aniston has had the occasional normal haircut in recent years, many of her looks have been intentionally goofy to prove that any ridiculous haircut looks good on her. Replicate them at your own risk.
-- Impossibly large fake breasts: This is not on the list strictly to curry favor. Fake breasts are OK if there's a sense of mystery. But when they're so big and spherical that people don't debate whether they're real anymore, it's time to leave some silicone behind for the future generations. When guys see a tiny-waisted woman with breasts that are impossible in nature, they don't think "Sexy!" They think, "There's a girl who's going to have back problems before she's 35!"
-- Anything worn by Sarah Jessica Parker on "Sex and the City": Pretend for a second that you're a man, and you see three women at a bar. Woman No. 1 is wearing a simple Audrey Hepburn-style black dress. Woman No. 2 is in a well- cut business suit with a white silk blouse. Woman No. 3 is wearing a pink tutu with white feathers pasted on the butt, a men's V-neck T-shirt and a cheap gold chain around her neck that says "Carrie."
Whom do you want to get to know better?
Commentary from the San Fransisco Chronicle. I completely agree.

Monday, January 6, 2003

Going To California

Cat
Going To California
(Page/Plant)
Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start, Going To California with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane, never let them tell you that they're all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
as the children of the sun began to awake.
Seems that the wrath of the Gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time
I'll meet you up there where the path
Runs straight and high.
To find a queen without a king,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings... la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.

It would seem that I am going to go through with my plan this time. Which plan? you may be asking yourself (assuming you care).
Well, here goes.
I fully intend to go somewhere that it is warm and nice all the time. I have been thinking about Californina, but recent events are making me re-evaluate that decision. The plan calls for me to go somewhere between august and november of 2003.
From now until then, however, I am going to get a second job. I am going to save all of the money from that job that I can, hopefully all, but my car needed a severe amount of work done to it today :'( so i will probably pay that debt off with that money. I am going to rent one of those U-Stor things again, and start putting things away.
Once I go, I fully intend to leave almost everything in storage. Including the car, which will have long since been paid off. Really, the only thing I plan to take is my Laptop, and some clothes. Get an apartment with the money I saved, and then get a job. I can then put the remainder of my savings back into the bank, and then go on pretty much like i am now.
I will furnish the apartment with things i pick up from wherever for rather cheap. After I get everything squared away (6-12 months after i go there) i will fly back to indy, rent a U-Haul, and take my posessions back with me.
It would seem that i am actually going to do it, because i have already started getting boxes. another part of the plan includes copying all of my music to .wma files, and then buring them on to a few CD-Rs. I can listen to those as i please from my laptop or mp3 player. i started on that tonight too.
I am shortly going to either upgrade my laptop, or just buy a new one. haven't decided yet. either way, there will be a modem and internet access. this thing will be updated sporadically, and i will still have fun with instant messengers and emails.
i gots to go to mom's now. goodnight

Sunday, January 5, 2003

So No One Told You Life Was Going To Be This Way

Raptors
I had this big happy and funny entry I was going to throw in here. Instead all I have to say is "pfft!"
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Blow that one out your gizzard why don't you!

Friday, January 3, 2003

Your Job's a Joke, You're Broke and Your Love Life's DOA

Starbucks
Wow! just got done talking to one of my co-workers. we basically had a big argument. it was fun.
she called me an ass a lot and griped about how i would not tell her who "padre" who signed the guestbook on my real site is. the way i see it, if she wants anyone to know who she is, she will identify herself.
the fact that reagan (and probably no one else at work) knows about any of our excursions to the real world is good for both of us. i don't feel so bad when i give reagan a hard time about our "mutual friend"
enough from me

ONE OF THESE DAYS I AM GOING TO CUT YOU INTO LITTLE PIECES

Raptors
One of these days I am going to add myself to my list of "perpetual ignorage."
I swear I am the only one who hasn't.
Yes, the title, by the way, is the one line from the song "One of These Days" by Pink Floyd.

Wednesday, January 1, 2003

I'll Be There For You

Original Title: HAPPY NEW YEAR

Spike
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i have been (and still am) without an internet connection. I am typing this from a friend's house. just to let you know. i am not dead, and that story is coming along nicely on paper!