You Don’t Have To Read My Mind To Know What I Have In Mind

Music: Foreigner - Hot Blooded
YAY!
The IRC seems to have unbanned me. All is right and proper with the world again!
YAY!
Well, almost. All would be right and proper with the world if I did not have to go to work here in the not too distant future...
somwhere in time and space....
Gale wonders how many peopleses will catch onto that one
The Gale Persons is happily attempting to confuse Gale's readers again.
That almost makes up for having to work soon.
Therefore, all is almost right and proper with the world.
Or something.

You’ve Got Me Ringin’ Hell’s Bells

Some ghetto person stole part of the bell we have in the lobby at work last night!!!!!
Freaking ghetto people!

So We Crashed The Gate Doing 98, I Said Let Them Truckers Roll 10-4!

Several things tonight.
One - I miss my friend
Two - I am going to do stuff to my Jeep tomorrow. Including, but not limited too:
-New muffler
-Having the carpets cleaned
-Cleaning the center console
-Putting said carpets and console back where they belong
Three - My hero and idol has been officially designated one Radical Edward (some of you get it, others won't. I don't care!)
Four - This kid gets to redesign a 366mb 65-slide PowerPoint presentation next week. Probably Monday.
Five - This kid gets to take some test at work on Monday or Tuesday. We are not sure.
Six - I am also making muffins for someone at work on the afore mentioned Monday.
Seven - Yes, the radio did indeedieedoo play "Convoy" at me tonight at some point.
Eight - There was more, but my gosh darned brain is not all about doing stuffs like it needs to.
Nine - I am merely babbling at this point.
Ten - It's time for sleep.
Goodnight Sweet Readers, And A Flight Of Angels To Sing Thee To Thy Rest
- Gale

Did You Think You Had To Honey

And, for the record, no, I don't work here.

Oooh It Makes Me Wonder

Original Title" “Questions”

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.
Ask me anything you want.
Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Down On This Killing Floor

*Gale keels over and collapses in a headache and fatigue induced heap upon the cold tile floor that is directly under the computer in the kitchen.
Damn.

Viva Las Vegas

Music: Gallow's Pole ~ Page & Plant
The Evil Criminal Test
Congratulations, you're Henry Kissinger!
Widely viewed as an unindicted terrorist, only Pol Pot rivals you for being responsible for the most deaths of innocent people in South East Asia. You, in collaboration with the Nixon administration, helped put General Pinochet in power and kill Salvador Allende. You also helped coordinate the secret bombing of Cambodia.
And despite all that, you won a Nobel Peace Prize - for your work in Vietnam.
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you are a murderous bastard with the following fine graphic:

Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.

GO ME!!!

A Pocketful Of Gold

Music: Lines On My Face ~ Peter Frampton
So sorry.
No phone tonight.
I was bad and forgot to charge it last night. So it is sitting on my desk being all plugged in, and greedily stealing power from the world in general.
So, yeah. No phone tonight!

Animal Crackers Loop The Loop

I HAVE ANIMAL CRACKERS!
All is right and proper with the world

And The Joke’s On…

So.
Yeah.
Um...
It was brought to my attention that someone I barely know seems to have gotten my name tatooed onto her arm. I don't like the thought of that. I sincerely hope that was some form of joke.

I’m Not Drunk, I’m Just Drinking

God that was great. Alcohol works wonders for stress. I am not condoning the whole drinking on the job thing, but tonight, that stuff was a Godsend.
Thank you!
Granted, it resulted in my being like half drunk for most of the night, but hey, I ain't arguing.
I also forgot how great black coffee is.

I’m Making A Career Of Evil

and now you are threatening me?

Today’s Tom Sawyer Mean Mean Pride

Hmm...
Six things for you tonight:
1 - There is Gale hair all over the keyboard. I have rather a lot of it, so it tends to pull out when I run my hands through it like i have spent the last 10 minutes doing
2 - I must go and sell my soul to fast food hell once again tomorrow
3 - "The Adventures of the Stainless Steel Rat" is an awesome book!
4 - I still want a kitty hat
9 - I can't believe you got this far

Burn Baby Burn! Disco Inferno!

Some people don't know quality when it is right in front of them. I swear!
I installed Firefox on my mom's computer. She decided it was some crummy firewall and removed it.
Can you belive it?
The nerve of some people. Honestly!

Mary Had A Little Lamb

*Animate Corpse is now known as Gale

By-Tor And The Snow Dog

Ordinary Paper Napkin (referred to as OPN from this point forth): Hello, I am an Ordinary Paper Napkin. Sitting here with me is Gale. Gale has agreed to spend some time talking to us tonight. So, Gale, how are you on this fine and wonderful evening?
Gale (referred to as Gale from this point forth): Quite crummy right now, thank you.
OPN: Would it be wrong of me to ask why you are feeling like you presently do?
Gale: Normally I would shun such questions, but I will make an exception for you.
OPN: Wow! That is so kind of you!
Gale: I have gotten roughly eight hours of good quality sleeptime in the last 3 days.
OPN: Ouch. I know how that goes!
Gale: Also the stress of working yourself to death in a crummy low-paying dead end job does not help matters.
OPN: I owe my very existance to some crummy low-paying dead end job somewhere, but I can and often do sympathize with those who are forced to work said jobs.
Gale: Thanks. You don't know how much that means to me.
OPN: We are here tonight becuase you have something important to say to the world. Is that correct?
Gale: Yes. Yes it is.
OPN: Well, Let's hear it!
Gale: *keels over and passes out due to exhaustion and fatigue
OPN: Well. That was certainly an interesting turn of events.
Gale is now known as Animate Corpse
Animate Corpse (referred to as AC from this point forth): Yes. That was quite unexpected. Anyway, as we were saying before.
OPN: Are you sure you are okay to go on with this charade?
AC: I have been through worse.
OPN: All righty then. Carry on if you wish.
AC: I would like to apolgize to those of you whom I will most probably not be speaking with tonight. Due to certain unforseen events, I am really not capable to hang about and say or do anything worth anyone's while.
OPN: That is quite depressing.
AC: I am not done yet. Shut up!
OPN: Right. Shutting up now.
AC: Good. Now, as I was saying. Being as I am, I feel really bad. I got my happy little self sent home early from work tonight for a reason. This kid is dead to the world. I apologize for the inconvience. I might very well get up and hop on here extremely early in the morning though. We shall see.
OPN: Are you done babbling yet?
AC: Almost. I also need to make one more thing clear.
OPN: What, pray tell is that?
AC: I have no problems using your super extra absorbent self to go and wipe up the pot of coffee I might just have to throw at you if you don't shut up.
OPN: Okay....umm...
AC: What?
OPN: I think that on that note, we shall call it a night.
OPN: Goodnight everybody!

Take Me On Out Of This Town

Music: Blackfoot - Train, Train

What happens when you try to be Japanese? by hideto

Your Name Gale

Your Age 20

Your Japanese Name
Usagi (Rabbit)

Your New Style
Strictly Business.

Your Favourite Singer
Gackt

You end up becoming..
An international film star

Cash flow?
$758,379,644

You die..
Suicide (freezing yourself to death in a meatlocker)

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

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The Evil Overlord Prophecy Thing! by eon337

What is your awe-inspiring name? Gale

Date you will usurp power:
October 23, 2224

You will usurp power from:
The cartoon owl. Don't ask.

Your trusted second in command will be:
Charged with Treason.

Your base of operations will be:
A secret base in a volcanoe.

Your secret weakness will be:
Sock puppets.

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Cowboy Bebop - YOUR bounty by Drusilla

Username IRNothing

How much are you worth?
$919,993

Number of victims
9,488

Your story
You killed the first time for protection, then you killed again and loved the feeling. Then you just kept killing and killing and killing...

Will you be caught?
Nope, you're very devious and good when you plan your moves.

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

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What future Final Fantasy Game will you create?
by FBI_MIST

Your Name/Nickname Gale

Your Favorite FF FFVII

Game Name
Oh No! More Chocobos!

Main Character
Vincent Valentine

Plot
Kill off the FF Writers

How will it sell?
Somehow you sell negative copies

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I Can’t Get No Satisfaction

Music: Heartbreaker ~ Page & Plant
couple of things
1.  just finished wizard and glass
2.  my brother came home a short while ago. it would seem that he blew up someone's mailbox.
3.  i think i finally have a reason to get my happy self out of fast food hell.   tee hee!

Do You Take Sugar? One Lump Or Two?

Original Title: "Today was really awful."

Music: Page & Plant ~ Ramble On

Today was really awful.
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment. I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention!
Well, on a lighter note, I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy. The doctor says it is just a side effect, and that it should go away on it's own in a few days, but I feel really dirty. Also, it takes like 3 hours to shower now.
Lather.
Rinse.
Repeat.
The water gets so cold so fast!
Also, I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a ZZ Top CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz managed to get his dumb self caught, but he fought his way out, like the idiot that he is. So as to make our getaway successful we jacked some old blind lady's car. Buzz smashed it into a phone booth twenty feet away.
That idiot.
Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a raging alcoholic. He's also a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16! Not that that really matters where we're from. That kid's been drinking since he was four, and I'm not too far behind.
I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me! Maybe you will all die a terrible horrible death while you are at it. Just wanted you all to know that I love you all!
I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison. Honestly, Johnny Cash should have a disclaimer on that cd.
Note to self...Killing a man in Reno just to watch him die falls into the bad things category...
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze. Not that that really matters. All I have right now are about 78 poorly taken pics of my kitten!
Isn't she soooooooo cute?
*Glares*
Well, isn't she??
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go. Ah well, I while away my spare time working on that little gem of a problem.
I got some good news for you:
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder. That is reputed to run in my family. But I did not go for that. My imagination was not feeling too good, but he said that I have a healthy imagination, so all was right and proper with the world again!
Go me! ;)
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron. The amazing part is just how simple it really is. It takes anything you enter, copies it into the output fields, and then just gives a static "You're some sort of moron!" message.
I wish I had been clever enough to design something like that. Ah well :'(
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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Modified slightly by Gale

I’m My Own Grandpa!

Music: REO Speedwagon/Styx - Blue Collar Man [Live]
This chick I work with (ghetto/dirty ashley she's both), is involved with this guy. That would not be a problem, but for the fact that she's 16, this guy's 21. There again, who am I to complain? I was seeing someone who was 23 when I was 16.

My issue with this whole thing is this:

Her mom is getting married. The guy her mom is marrying is the uncle of this guy she is seeing.

That would, theoretically, make the two of them cousins, and the guy's uncle would be both uncle and father in-law.

I don't think marrying your cousin is legal here though.

Just something to dwell upon for a bit

later
Gale

It’s Been Ten Years, Maybe More

Music: Led Zepplin - Heartbreaker/Livin' Lovin' Maid
got some more frampton stuffs coming from the library pretty soonish.
Frampton live in Detroit looks to be the most promising. 16:45ish Do You Feel Like We Do. /me can hardly wait!
Yay!
Anyway, planning trip stuffs right now. Leave a message, and I will get back to you.
Maybe...

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