It’s Cold Outside

So. Yeah
"In fifty years time, the second World War will start."
"What's so great about that?"
"Millions of people will come to life, and Hitler will retreat across Europe, liberate France and Poland, dismantle the Third Reich, and then bug off back to Austria. What's not to love?"
"Santa Clause. What a bastard!"
"Who?"
"You know, the fat git who sneaks down little kids' chimneys late at night and steals their favorite toys?
Picked up Red Dwarf Series III on DVD this afternoon. Good stuff there.