Wine And Women

That's right, I'm dead.
Dead as a can of Spam.
Went out with my...friend tonight. She was half an hour late, no surprise there, but it worked out well. We sat about talking for far longer than we should have, considering we were both more or less dead.
After that, I vaguely remember going home, where upon reaching the couch to remove my shoes, I remember nothing. Until I regained consciousness about 10 minutes ago, while still wearing one shoe.
So, I apologize for everything. It was, however, worth the death and stuff I had to deal with through the night.